Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No one cares.
For reading your chicken-scratch handwriting. Who is with me?
If you met Jesus, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey.
- You're stupid. - You're just embarrassing yourself.
No. That's my son. He's hungry and he's got a load in his pants so big
I do, but not here because I'll probably just cry,
It's not my fault dirty stuff makes me uncomfortable.
- Just great. - Hey, watch it.
It starts every day at five,
Careful. You better be careful, cos I'm Carla.
I swore I wouldn't do this.
- Excuse me. - What?
But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me.
I run back and forth for 18 hours a day
We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off, the classic anthem to platonic love?
Band night cancelled? Just isnt fair I tell ya
I knew you'd end up liking it.
What channel is that Queer Guy show on?
- I only did that like twice in my life. - Same here.
- I'm saying, this is torture. - Why don't you take care of yourself?