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Come on, Perry. Get it together.
How about you stop having sex but I keep having sex?
I gotta go to sleep. I'm tired.
That would have sent me into a shame spiral,
about the time you're setting your hair for work.
- It wasn't a dolphin that bit me. - What was it?
Thank you. I need a place to crash. Where's Naomi's bedroom?
I thought I was the locksmith.
Come on, Sean. Let's go.
So you have family in town or something?
You're lying already? I love that.
and how I would be lost without her.
So great. How about this, though?
Hurry home tonight so you can ignore your son and not do your share.
Sexual dysfunction can be treated with anything from Viagra to a penis pump.
I was thinking I could make it up to you by maybe babysitting sometime.
and if I'm not too sweaty, stick my hand right down my pants,
better than someone who isn't having it.