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and how I would be lost without her.
That would have sent me into a shame spiral,
about the time you're setting your hair for work.
I thought I was the locksmith.
Thank you. I need a place to crash. Where's Naomi's bedroom?
I gotta go to sleep. I'm tired.
Hurry home tonight so you can ignore your son and not do your share.
So great. How about this, though?
Sexual dysfunction can be treated with anything from Viagra to a penis pump.
Come on, Sean. Let's go.
You're lying already? I love that.
- It wasn't a dolphin that bit me. - What was it?
Come on, Perry. Get it together.
How about you stop having sex but I keep having sex?
So you have family in town or something?
and if I'm not too sweaty, stick my hand right down my pants,
I was thinking I could make it up to you by maybe babysitting sometime.
better than someone who isn't having it.