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Never call me a fuckup.
-''Bom'' is ''fuck you'' in Polish. -lt's not funny. I almost bought it.
Get out of the car!
I'm going home.
Why don't you pour me another?
Are you a fag?
Because she's 13 years old. jerk-off.
You're right.
l'll start in a minute.
Mike Matthews. I got a job for you.
Should I pay you now?
Give me ten black-and-whites. He's going to the Coliseum.
I'm so sorry.
I spilled my warm cup of piss.
Got a light?
Bad news is someone bounced Jimmy Dix off a car.
...and there's Super Dave.
He could have been.
Ain't life a bitch?
That's nobody.
Easy. Just easy.
This is my birthday present.
There is the matter of the $6 million.
I SWEAR TO CHRIST, IF GEORGIA COMES THROUGH, I'LL DANCE A JIG.
You want to talk like a trash-mouth? Sound like your mother? Go ahead.
-What is she doing here? -l followed him. it's not his fault!
You were fucking Ward Cleaver.
Till you started banging my wife.
Now you're starting to piss me off!
-There's no law against it. -Get to the good stuff.
Christ. Joe wasted the bastard himself.
Excuse me?
I don't know anything about being a detective.
Taking off a senator is ballsy. even for an asshole like you.
What's this I hear about Satan Claus?
And I'm supposed to tremble with fear?
Leave me alone! I hate you!
Go on. Take his watch.
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were contemplating something shady.
Or else you're history.
You broke my nose! What are you doing here?
Just don't be surprised if you wake up next to a stallion head....
I Don't Use It. I Get By.
A hint?
You want to get your ass shot off. Flash. be my guest.
Point it at the bad guys and shoot!
''Surf's up. pal! ''
We got trouble. Milo.
Not anymore.
All right. I forgot.
Give him the key or I'll have you kneecapped.
Mine's Cornelius.
-Thank you. Senator. -Thank you. Always a pleasure.
Sit down!
She sounds like a real special girl.
Cigarette? Sure.
She took to blackmail. I have no truck with that.
Good idea!
This is bad!
Would you cut one of their eyes out?
Back up.
Don't get out of your car.
'Cause you couldn't stand the pain. You hated the pain.
Now give me the bad news.
She's gonna drown.
What game are you watching? Let's talk about heroes.
Your hair is dry. So it must be somebody else we're talking about.
You don't think the cops can help you?
Seems like Senator Baynard has been getting obscene phone calls.
A guy who looks like he just slept in his clothes.
Looks like one of those cardboard cutout things.
Fuck. you will.
I swear to Christ. if I survive this case. I'll dance a jig.
-...a lot of people think I'm very funny. -Go live with them.
Go ahead and pull the trigger.
He fell asleep.
There's me....
We looking at the same guy?
...and you're talking to God. saying:
Are you getting a divorce?
I think I am losing it.
Put your hands together for the lovely and talented Miss Cory!
What's all this mean?
That's Marcone's car.
You're a lot of fun to be with.
I wish I could seen him before he died, Talk to him, but when they gone thats when we realize I wish I could seen him before he died, Talk to him, but when they gone thats when we realize
I think he's awake.
He used to date her for a while. Treated her like shit and she left.
Damn. where are they going?
For your information...
I guess I'm in. What have I got to lose?
Gut.
Best arm in the national league Remember that you fat son of a bitch