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Make sure you lock up when you go.
Now that I'm back down here, I'm not quite sure what to do with myself.
Shit.
- Would you shut up? - What?
obviously.
two security guards are gonna burst through that door,
No, no, of course not. It's... most of my students are kids.
from the face of the mountain.
Klaus, help me!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, that's not my problem.
Didn't really get each other, you know?
The guy had an éclair, and the kid had... had coffee.
You can be honest.
But I think you missed some things
I'm good at this.
- No, no... - Klaus! Klaus!
I am just a tow truck driver. I've never even been to London.
It might just cheer you up.
My last two customers were this... older guy and... and his kid.
Oh...
I... I found it... at a playground, actually.
- I want to time travel. - No.
We?
Well, that's lousy luck.
- What about him? - Time travel's a bitch.
Oh my God the sex was Amaaaazing!
Uh...
Well, that makes two of us.
What? This is my nicest outfit.
- I didn't touch your son. - Oh, really?
A spatial jump is trivial when compared with the unknowns of time travel.
Why didn't you just time travel back?
Klaus, it doesn't matter.
Mm-hmm.
- Klaus, you... - Please...
He passed away a while ago.
the court recognizes that as extenuating circumstances.
Then maybe I'm not the right person for you to be talking to.
Got him!
It's not like we're gonna use it while we're doing the job, anyway.
- And that's all I can remember. - Mm.
Now, here's what's gonna happen, Grant.
Indeed.
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