Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what, I'm gonna take it one step further and propose

I, on the other hand, have not taken a shit in days.

Think about what I would like to do.

- I don't know if I'm ready. - I'm not feeling ready.

Uh, no, I believe that is what taxes are for.

I can't get worked up. My doctor told me not to get worked up.

And duties that include

It’s all connected. You’re talking about the Mind-Body-Abs connection

Me explaining his tv schedule to the doctor.

Dawn, half the people in these stories have been made up

Oh, it feels a little weird.

- Since when do you pay to stay in a hospital? - Since always.

I want to stay nice and lean and tight.

THAT RIGHT THERE IS STEVEN HOUSE

They're gonna catch on to you.

- You're smoking now? - Yeah, I'm smoking now.

I'm rifling through your music, and it's pretty terrible.

There's not a single, goddamn desk in that office.

Why is the government not providing us with health insurance?

And it's the most important muscle in the entire body.

Really lets your ass breathe.

When you take off your work pants

I’ve got boxes full of SCOOPS

My body's working at 100% EFFICIENCY

What if we split the pay right down the middle?

- Oh, God, all over the place. - Really?

Yeah, how does an ass breathe? Explain that to me.

Now, let's talk about the mail.

I want to get that Jesus-on-the-cross look.

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