Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Luanne, you're acting like an idiot.

Uncle Hank, I registered to vote.

Wait till you hear him call for lower taxes and a stronger national defense.

I don't want them guessing my weight on an empty stomach.

but two hula hoops.

Come on, Hank. Spend tomorrow not voting with me.

and a brand-new president.

If he tells you, it won't come true.

I look like a jackass.

when long-shot candidate Ted T. Ganaway...

[Quizzical instrumental music]

doesn't have a strong enough finger to push the button.

You are Fritz Krueger: wealthy Ecuadorian rancher.

we will remain in Mexico under assumed identities.

I hate communists!

[Pager beeping]

I don't know. He's really handsome.

Hank, I'm making cookies to serve on election day.

You have to be her fairy godmother...

Hey, y'all. How're y'all doing?

He's gonna cut my taxes...

But that's okay. Hank says he's not voting.

- What did you get me? A money clip? - Keep guessing.