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Yeah, I think I wanted the corn on a stick.
It is the most difficult dive known to man or pig:
- What's wrong, Hank? - Oh, my God!
See, the guy's smiling, happy, on top of the world.
and let George W. put his issues...
Nothing to worry about, folks.
You might as well give up your citizenship.
It's Limp
- I have two minutes. - One minute.
- I can't remember. - I'll wing it.
You’re listening to Tom and Diane, on today’s Sunny 95, and we reached a Friday. It is time for the Pledge of Allegiance... Screw this Peggy. Let’s listen to another radio station, like Jack FM. They play what they want.
- A little before 7:00. - I have 7:00.
who doesn't pay his Discover Card bill.
Oh, Hank. Again?
Dang it, Dale. Turn around up here.
I'm hungry, too.
Hello, friends.
I guess I cancel your vote out.
I look like a jackass.
No, no. I've got to vote.
I can't bring a communist to see the next president of the United States.
His handshake...
And I'll give you the pants I just bought you for Christmas.
But I bought you a leather key chain at the Coach outlet...
At the Heimlich County Fair.
No, you cannot. I hate communists.