Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dale, can I see your keys for a second?
Boo? No No No, It’s Okay, I Was Just… No No No No No No Don’t Be Scared, That Wasn’t Real, It’s Just A… I Was Just… No
I got a theory, but it involves the largest mirror in Texas.
No. But that's okay.
Poor confused bastard.
Uncle Hank, no.
No, it's Luanne Platter.
You made eye contact.
Bobby, no! That's pig water!
and not sleeping with the help and such. But a wimpy handshake...
The people united...
Close your eyes and listen to the issues.
Yes!
you don't even know how to work the VCR.
Come on, Mom.
Well, he'll be back before the polls close, won't he?
It's... Well, it's the character issue.
Luanne, I’m telling you, if you do that again, you’ll be on the bench. Luanne hits Hank with the penguin and is sent to the bench for 21 minutes.
Hey, look. A fringe candidate.
And even if we weren't, well...
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the main event...
Luanne, I want you to meet me at our polling place.
God bless you and God bless the United States of America.
I don't want to talk about it.
Oh, well, we're in Mexico. What are you gonna do?
That's good...
It’s Scott at the M-Den. Now believe me, this is serious
My name is Ted T. Ganaway and I'm running for president.
It's Rudy at Goobersmooches. Now, believe me, this is serious.
PEGGY: Okay, I just voted.
A leather backpack?
It saved me lots of time. Hank?
is Egyptian cotton/linen irregulars at 40% off.
Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Not this pig, not today.
moves out of his parents' house and into the White House!