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♪ Come and get your love ♪
- Too far? - Jesus, Gene. Let's take ten.
We'll call it a sick day.
Well, this is where my newspaper boss told me to meet him.
He used to be the boss canvas man down at the airport,
let me know, will ya? I wouldn't have to swim.
"I'm a complete failure. I can't support my family."
Let's make popcorn balls
If you have any trouble, just bring Poindexter here for backup.
Tell me you're my good man!
Don't disappoint me. Play the game.
- I've come every day... - I slept under another man for warmth.
So, Frank, the two-headed baby told me you got fired at Christmas.
- What the hell are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
Wait, wait.
I said you weren't gonna like it.
My friend, Rosie, gave me your number and...
♪ And the young apprentice cries? ♪
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- I hated my dad too. - I don't hate you.
Maybe he can drop his microscope on the deadbeat's foot.
- Oh, God, Sue. - Oh, oh, my God.
Anyway, great to see you, pal.
I'm pretty sure he went through his entire Rolodex.
Never give up on your dreams. Never give up.
I hate school! I'm not good at it!
I think I might've come up with a way to solve the Bill and Kevin situation.
I know it's not my place to interrupt, but I am a housewife.
♪ And the lie was that his face was young ♪
Thank you. Well, in my experience,
with a goddamn thimble on my head.
Thanks, Dad.
But I'm not going to quit.
- You almost look happy. - That's because you weren't born yet.
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