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It's me, Phineas! From the circus, remember?
- Whose was it? Whose was it? - I'm just kidding, Sue.
Are you listening to forbidden jazz music?
- You'll do great. Most people will pay. - Most?
But he wasn't giving you any shit.
Jesus, Kevin. Don't have a stroke.
Were you even gonna run this by me?
Okay, okay. Relax.
♪ Eating cotton candy And thinking of Kristy ♪
Gentlemen, Stor-a-Meal absolutely murdered us last year.
You mean papers?
I look like a Jewish leprechaun.
In order to compete, we'll have to do the previously unthinkable:
Justin Timberlake is too loud
We got out early. We had a teacher's meeting.
All right, so I expect five new product ideas from each of you
Oh, turn that fucking light off!
I know you have your pride, but please go down there.
Well, you thimble-dicked queers don't stand a chance against me.
Dildos just went around in circles anyway.
- And you're gonna go today, right? - Oh, Sue.
- Frank, what is it? - I...
- Dad, are you crying? - Oh, Jesus!
There's still some airlines I haven't tried.
It's Kevin.
- Hey. - Mom, I got my first five bucks
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