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- I'm okay. - No, you're a good man!
- Hey, Mr. Hitlerburger! - Sorry, it's a little cramped.
You know something?
- We're union brothers. - Oh, yeah, hey.
when she finds your drugs oh shit i'm sorry
you fucking dope!
the product line is a little long in the tooth, and I believe
Okay, that's enough. You know what, ladies?
- It's a blank canvas. - A canvas smeared with mold.
Oh, there's lots of room in here now!
You're right. I'm sorry.
Yeah, shit work.
- I sure ruined your life. - Yes! You did!
leave a note down there so I know you dropped by.
I told you to knock it off! Now, shut up before you wake up your sister!
Actually, we were all very quiet. Most of the time.
So you went? You filed for unemployment?
- I love it! - Sue Murphy!
Mom, I did it! I'm fully employed as a mortician's assistant!
- How does he do it? - Okay, that's it.
Sue has more current field experience than any of us.
Reid Harrison, TV's Colt Luger!
I really need a job.
I'M DADDY GOING TO ONE OF HIS GHOST MEETINGS
I can't dream about Charlie Morningstar
This must be 1 of those Tweak & Fuck Parties!
Honey, I'm sorry again for thinking you didn't sign up at the employment office.
It's one fucking lie after another with you, isn't it?
♪ Hello, hello Goodbye, goodbye ♪
- Fog of war, girls! - Oh, my God.
It's affecting my school work!
Good! Then give it to me in writing!
Got to keep my mind clear and stay focused.
Well, I think I've done that once or twice.
and those pill-popping housewives won't know the difference.
- I can get another baby. - I'm wearing rented shoes.
I don't know, Dana. Did you check your twat?
And if Kevin breaks this one, I'll kill him in his sleep.
Then I come home, I discover 40 square feet we didn't know we had.