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Oh, I get it.
Kid, you're not gonna get laid for a long time.
He kept yelling, "Those aren't mine! Those aren't mine!"
Honey, there's no shame in filing for unemployment.
Well, I have a theory, but you're not gonna like it.
Please, stop saying my name.
Oh, I'm sorry, Frank. I had a hard day.
And your spell over me is gone.
You already threw stuff out of there?!
You know, I remember when I was your age...
Did you know I fought in a war? Oh, yeah. In Korea,
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- just like you did today. - Ah. It was nothing.
That means I'm not providing. That means I'm not a man.
I fucking knew that was you.
What kind of dildo gets a job that starts at five in the morning?
That type of language is crude and inappropriate
towards my hockey stick.
But the first thing I'm gonna do is,
Why you giving all the good jobs to the blacks?
Newsflash: fuck you!