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She works hard, and will be rewarded with a happy life.
Knock it off, you goddamn animals!
The most crippling thing you'll ever do is walk up to that window,
I don't like getting up early,
I swear, they're trying to kill me.
God, you're a real man.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah, that was a shitty idea.
Oh. Oh, no. What's wrong, honey?
My parents won't let me play hockey, but my nana's teaching me bridge.
♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪
- Hey, Frank Murphy! - Oh, no.
- Shut the fuck up! - Boy, those were the great days.
What kind of dildo fucks his hand?
But I feel sorry for you.
but it's all worth it because today I get paid.
- A good man. - Oh, I'm okay.
- Such as? - Oh, uh...
We've been hitting elephants with shovels for years.
and lie about it, I will bury you in the backyard.
Yep. Welcome to the wonderful world of selling weed.
- Is everything okay? - Yeah.
All right, we got 30 minutes left.
Wait, I have to collect the money?
I'm just trying to earn my wings.
no you gay
A real man doesn't lie!
Oh, shit, I fucked up.
Oh, hello, Bill!
I wanna touch your penis
Ohh!