Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A real man doesn't lie!

My parents won't let me play hockey, but my nana's teaching me bridge.

Oh. Oh, no. What's wrong, honey?

What kind of dildo fucks his hand?

Yeah, that was a shitty idea.

I don't like getting up early,

Yep. Welcome to the wonderful world of selling weed.

♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪

Knock it off, you goddamn animals!

- Really? - Yeah.

She works hard, and will be rewarded with a happy life.

God, you're a real man.

Wait, I have to collect the money?

- Such as? - Oh, uh...

- Hey, Frank Murphy! - Oh, no.

All right, we got 30 minutes left.

We've been hitting elephants with shovels for years.

- Shut the fuck up! - Boy, those were the great days.

- A good man. - Oh, I'm okay.

Oh, shit, I fucked up.

and lie about it, I will bury you in the backyard.

Oh, hello, Bill!

I swear, they're trying to kill me.

- Is everything okay? - Yeah.

I wanna touch your penis

The most crippling thing you'll ever do is walk up to that window,

I'm just trying to earn my wings.

but it's all worth it because today I get paid.

But I feel sorry for you.