Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends.

If Vernon cuts us off, it's your fault, asshole.

Give me the ball, Bender. Give me that ball.

which perfume are you gonna buy? calvin klein eternity moment.

And then the ceiling breaks! Uh oh! Stinky!

No. They wouldn't take you.

Trevor, don't be a goof

"Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."

your shoes off,

Brian's trying to tell me

You load up. You party.

If he refuses to sign We’ll all refuse to sign. It’ll be anarchy.

Just Keep it civil yo... No fighting up in here

You ever seen Wild Kingdom?

Can I ask you a question?

Claire. It's a family name.

i can write with my toes

Andrew Clark, get up here. Come on. Front and center. Let's go.

You’re mine. For two months, I’ve got you.

Well, I'll run right out and join the wrestling team.

We're just sitting here like we're supposed to.

MR.......OH, MR. ________________

Fix me a chicken pot pie

Chicks can not hold their smoke

Why'd you do that?

I've seen her dehydrated, sir. It's pretty gross.

You're a parent's wet dream.

What in Shit's name is going on in here?

What can you do?

"I won't tolerate any losers in this family."

There's a soft drink machine in the teachers' lounge. Let's go.

You're Watching Pure Genius On CBS You're Watching The Big Bang Theory On CBS

You think I'm going to have you roaming these halls?

You're Watching Top Chef On Bravo You're Watching Those Who Can't On Tru TV

Hey, I screwed around.

Why is that door closed? Why is that door closed?!

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Rube, did you get any action for bday? Over the bra, under the blouse

It's the shits, huh?

of these Chicago streets because your home life is unsatisfying?

so ahab can i have all my doobage

Yeah, I know him.

Is that why you're here today?

You may not talk.

- We have to go through the cafeteria. - No, the activities hall.

Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.

Physics Club You load up - you Darty

This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen.

I'm not a winner because I want to be one.

You're Watching The Great American Baking Show On ABC You're Watching Comedy Knockout On Tru TV

I can also eat, brush my teeth.

I mean, he lies about everything anyway.

So then what are we doing?

Drunk mother in the caribbean. - Shut Up!

Don't you want to hear my excuse?

You're a real tough guy. Hey, hey. Come on.

What are you talking about?

I can, uh... tape All of your buns together.

over the bra, under the blouse,

Haga naga! All right!

I'm gonna be there.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution

What's the matter, John? You going to cry?

Then he felt like he didn't belong anywhere, kind of like Twilight Zone, kind of.

What was that ruckus?

'Cause if I do what my mother tells me not to do,

Student Teacher Reminder

It's out of my hands.

What’s the matter Mott? You gonna cry

Naked lady says... Oh, shit!

Academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.

Trevor, don't be a goof

What's your name?

Would I have to get out of the car?

- Well, the first few times... - The first few times?

I would do it, though. If you love someone, it's okay.

I'm being honest, asshole.

Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.

What happens at your f3? Merkins, running, Cindy work, OYO, lots of things

I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.

The coffee's polluted. The kids are polluted.

No wonder he's so fucked up.

And he's kind of... He's kind of skinny. He's weak.

What's happening? What are you doing in the basement files?

I told Carrie I was an SDB expert

That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning.

YOU'LL SEE HOW GODDAMN FUNNY HE IS.

Excuse me, sir. It's seven.

When colleague tries to explain why he didn’t get you any secret pal gifts

- Why are you here? - Why are you here?

Is that clear, Mr. Bender?

Excuse me, Rich. Will milk be made available to us?

And you will not sleep.

You're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.

Queenie isn't here.

How are you bizarre?

This is so stupid. Why are we risking getting caught?

It's like me, you know, with my grades.

You know why guys like you knock everything?

The next time I come in here I'm cracking skulls

Show Bark Gable some respect

All right. Let's see it.

When watching the eclipse...

And the humiliation.

That wouldn't have anything to do With you guys being assholes, would it?

Yeah, I want the truth.

I've been here before. I know what I'm doing.

Milwaukee could actually win the world series