Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like me, you know, with my grades.

You're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution

- Why are you here? - Why are you here?

What's the matter, John? You going to cry?

No wonder he's so fucked up.

Can I ask you a question?

your shoes off,

Give me the ball, Bender. Give me that ball.

YOU'LL SEE HOW GODDAMN FUNNY HE IS.

The next time I come in here I'm cracking skulls

which perfume are you gonna buy? calvin klein eternity moment.

You think I'm going to have you roaming these halls?

Don't you want to hear my excuse?

This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen.

Andrew Clark, get up here. Come on. Front and center. Let's go.

Excuse me, Rich. Will milk be made available to us?

If Vernon cuts us off, it's your fault, asshole.

Then he felt like he didn't belong anywhere, kind of like Twilight Zone, kind of.

What are you talking about?

I mean, he lies about everything anyway.

'Cause if I do what my mother tells me not to do,

And then the ceiling breaks! Uh oh! Stinky!

No. They wouldn't take you.

All right. Let's see it.

Why is that door closed? Why is that door closed?!

I'm being honest, asshole.

Well, I'll run right out and join the wrestling team.

Academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.

Student Teacher Reminder

Physics Club You load up - you Darty

over the bra, under the blouse,

I'm gonna be there.

of these Chicago streets because your home life is unsatisfying?

"I won't tolerate any losers in this family."

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

How are you bizarre?

It's the shits, huh?

So then what are we doing?

What's happening? What are you doing in the basement files?

You know why guys like you knock everything?

Naked lady says... Oh, shit!

Just Keep it civil yo... No fighting up in here

When watching the eclipse...

so ahab can i have all my doobage

"Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."

You’re mine. For two months, I’ve got you.

I would do it, though. If you love someone, it's okay.

What's your name?

Why'd you do that?

Chicks can not hold their smoke

You're a real tough guy. Hey, hey. Come on.

We're just sitting here like we're supposed to.

There's a soft drink machine in the teachers' lounge. Let's go.

Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends.

I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.

Yeah, I know him.

- We have to go through the cafeteria. - No, the activities hall.

Is that why you're here today?

You're Watching Top Chef On Bravo You're Watching Those Who Can't On Tru TV

Excuse me, sir. It's seven.

I've been here before. I know what I'm doing.

And you will not sleep.

Trevor, don't be a goof

You're Watching Pure Genius On CBS You're Watching The Big Bang Theory On CBS

The coffee's polluted. The kids are polluted.

Would I have to get out of the car?

Rube, did you get any action for bday? Over the bra, under the blouse

Haga naga! All right!

That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning.

And the humiliation.

This is so stupid. Why are we risking getting caught?

You're Watching The Great American Baking Show On ABC You're Watching Comedy Knockout On Tru TV

What in Shit's name is going on in here?

You ever seen Wild Kingdom?

Claire. It's a family name.

Brian's trying to tell me

I've seen her dehydrated, sir. It's pretty gross.

Show Bark Gable some respect

Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.

What’s the matter Mott? You gonna cry

What can you do?

You're a parent's wet dream.

I can also eat, brush my teeth.

Drunk mother in the caribbean. - Shut Up!

If he refuses to sign We’ll all refuse to sign. It’ll be anarchy.

I'm not a winner because I want to be one.

I can, uh... tape All of your buns together.

What happens at your f3? Merkins, running, Cindy work, OYO, lots of things

You may not talk.

MR.......OH, MR. ________________

That wouldn't have anything to do With you guys being assholes, would it?

Hey, I screwed around.

I told Carrie I was an SDB expert

- Well, the first few times... - The first few times?

i can write with my toes

It's out of my hands.

And he's kind of... He's kind of skinny. He's weak.

When colleague tries to explain why he didn’t get you any secret pal gifts

Fix me a chicken pot pie

Queenie isn't here.

Trevor, don't be a goof

What was that ruckus?

You load up. You party.

Is that clear, Mr. Bender?

Milwaukee could actually win the world series

Yeah, I want the truth.