Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’m an idiot because I didn’t know there’s a USHL team called “Waterloo”? No you’re a genius because you didn’t know there’s a USHL team called “Waterloo”

The next time I see uncovered bottles in the warehouse I'M CRACKING SKULLS

You fucking prick!

2 bucks and a beaver shot

You're Watching Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles On Bravo You're Watching Max & Ruby On Nick Jr.

Andy, wanna get in on this?

Excuse me, sir? I think there's been a mistake.

You son of a bitch.

No, you're a genius because you can't Recognize a sexual battery.

And you! I will not be made a fool of.

You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it

Be honest. No big deal. Yeah, answer it.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Okay, let me ask you a few questions.

You're an asshole.

No, you're a goddamn saint because you can't Recognize a sexual battery.

When you grow up, your heart dies.

You're Watching Suits On USA You're Watching Fairly Legal On USA

Yo, wastoid. You're not gonna blaze up in here.

"What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled."

tonight i'll be eating 89 little bratwurst jerk sausages 89 caramel half tartlets and a fruit skewer from kfc marangaroo. tonight i'll be eating 89 duck kebabs and a butter chicken roll from subway chengdong.

Good You got one more right there.

BENDER! BENDER! What is this?!

I am so important. everyone does what I say at this company

Do you want the truth?

And an athlete.

Just answer the question Claire

Are you gonna write your paper?

Well, you wouldn't know. You don't even know any of us.

Hey, I like that black shit.

Cut it out! Stop. Cut it out! Stop.

Face it. You're a neo-maxi-zoom dweebie.

What do you care?

You're so, like, full of yourself. Why are you like that?

Just take one shot. That's all I need. Just one swing.

Without boron calibration there’d be [not sure - fewer nerds?] Without chicken shit there’d be no plants.

I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.

I am Cracking Skulls

Sure you are. Sex is your weapon.

Your intensity is for shit! Win! Win! Win!

All the wild things he used to do.

Well, Seth, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business.

You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals.

I'm not wrong, am I?

You know, you really do look better without all that black shit on your eyes.

Will vegan waffles be made available to us?

You are a parent's wet dream, okay?

I can tape all of your buns together.

Mr... Oh, Mr. Tierney.

Well, well. Here we are.

Confidential files, huh?

What is all that stuff?

But to dorks like him, they are.

I'll make it up to you.

I expected a little more from you Rick

That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids.

And I got the feeling that he was disappointed

Why don't you take Allison to one of your heavy metal vomit parties?

You just bought one more right there.

I'm thinking of trying out for a scholarship

I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it, either.

It's not funny.

I know. I know. I goofed it.

I wouldn't and I will not.

JUST BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND AND WAIT FOR YOUR FUCKING PROM

So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?

I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman.

You don't talk to her. You don't look at her.

I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan

Fetch me a turkey pot pie

because Mr. Ryan found a gun in my locker.

Two bucks and a beaver shot.

That's the last time, Bender.

That's the problem.

Board games would prolly SHUT DOWN! Tommy isn't here!

The next time I have to come in here

I would really appreciate it if this would be something

No, no, no, man. No, you got a middle name?

I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.

What should she make for Herself?

And each year, these kids get more and more arrogant.

When I can’t find what My mom asked to get!

Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them

I can tape All of your buns together.

I'm not that pristine.

You're pretty sexy when you get angry.

SHUT UP DEB GO FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE

They're both screwed.

THE NEXT TIME I HAVE TO COME IN HERE I'M CRACKING SKULLS

Because I'd kill you.

and a criminal.

You know, you just don't understand the pressure that they can put on you.

I wanna see Claire on the trampoline

I don't know. I don't...

And then you found out it was actually work.

Pascal Calling us Turds