Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for the last eight years, I've learned a couple of things.

Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.

I bet they are. Did you work for the money...

in the simplest terms, with the most convenient definitions.

the Latin Club and the Physics Club. Physics Club.

Out! That's it, Bender. Out! It's over.

that I never cut loose on anyone, right.

shut up Deb!!! Go fix me turkey pot pie!!!

and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends!

My condolences.

your intensity is for shit win win win

that you and I could keep between us.

“I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!”

DO YOU SLIP HIM THE HOT PORK INJECTION?

If he goes out, we'll all go out it'll be anarchy!

I never did it, either.

You're so conceited Claire!

Only burners like you get high.

It's about the size of a cigar. Do I stutter?

Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, okay?

I mean, there are other children in my club.

You're such a slob.

No, Mr. Johnson.

Unheralded Ace really pumps my nads.

You're so bitter and jealous Shitsmantha

There's one thing I can do.

I've got you for at least two weeks.

John said I was a cherry, and I said I wasn't. That's all that was said.

Not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density.

You're gonna squeeze out a few puppies, and then...

I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.

In front of the school or in back of the school?

Are your parents aware of this?

So what's wrong?

Over the last few days I’ve learned a couple things..

So what's your poison?

I'm in Physics Club, too.

Drop dead, I hope.

Fix me a Turkey Pot Pie!

HEY, SMOKE UP FRANKIE!

When you pull the fucking trunk on it, the light's supposed to go on.

Could you describe the pheens, sir?

It's weird 'cause my mom doesn't like me to wear other people's shoes.

You keep eating your hand, you're not going to be hungry for lunch.

Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch.

I can see you really pushing maximum density

The next time I have to come in here,I'm cracking skulls.

If the car doesn’t work...

We are going to write an essay of no less than 1000 words

- Great idea, jag-off. - Fuck you.

What do you know about trigonometry?

Well, this guy was effective...remember?

We're just sitting here like we're supposed to.

When your partner ke but they don’t go over the net.

If you got to go, you got to go.

Everything's ruined for me.

Isn't our son swell?

It’s out of my hands

It must have been unreal.

Yeah. You know him?

I'm sure. Why don't you forget it?

Well, then why do you do it?

Go make me a turkey pot pie!

Were you or were you not motioning to Claire?

Sit down, Johnson.

Have you ever done it?

So, I'm sitting in the locker room and I'm taping up my knee.

Me on probation at UPS

I was just thinking, I mean,

You're Watching Psych On USA You're Watching Royal Pains On USA

Brian, how you doing?

But you have to swear to God you won't laugh.

She lives in Bulgaria. You wouldn't know her.

I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights.

you unload all these tremendous lies all over me.

What's bizarre? I mean, we're all pretty bizarre.

You're Watching Greatest Party Story Ever…And Other Epic Tales On MTV You're Watching Paw Patrol On Nick Jr.

You're just pissed off because she got you

- No, you're an asshole. - What a funny guy.

Well, it wouldn't have anything to do

All right, girls. That's 30 minutes for lunch.

Oh, I know. I feel all empty inside because of it.

I don't know. I guess I never threw anything away.

Monica still at work during the group chat

The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up, Johnny."

Okay, fine. But that doesn't make it any less bizarre.

Go fix me a turkey pot pie

This looks a lot better.

Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom!

YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUNNY? YOU GO VISIT JUDD NELSON IN 35 YEARS.

- Sporto? - What?

You know the door's supposed to stay open.

Do you belong to the Physics Club?

I make $11,000,000 a season

"No, dad, what about you" Chicken pot pir

How did I know?

I expected a little more From a Federal Officer