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I know exactly what you'd do. You'd say hi to him, and when he left

What are we supposed to do if we have to piss?

What do you mean, no it wasn't? I mean, no, that was not the noise I was talking about.

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It was a handgun?

When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.

What's the point of going to Bender's locker?

my soy milk cereal is unsatisfying

I wanna be an airborne ranger.

I've got you for at least two weeks. You got that!

Well, if you did.

Well, Brian, This is a very nutritious lunch.

Where do you want me to go?

you're going to be without his services for the rest of the day.

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I expected a lot more from you Rick

And fix me a turkey pot pie!

I don't wear tights, I wear the required uniform

- It's pretty tasty. - No, thank you.

okay, but you people need a new mascot

Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

It's like this whole, big monster deal. It's endless. It's a total drag.

...Riding the Hobby Horse

It's something not to be toyed with.

- Show Dick some respect. - Let's go.

when you and I walk down the hallways of school,

Oh, nothing. Nothing here. Just doing a little homework.

Then what were you motioning to Claire for?

Just wondering No fighting up in here

A history of slight mental illness.

It's a fat girl's name

It's so absurd I have to be here on a Saturday.

Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?

When your partner keeps hitting cut drop shots… But they don’t go over the net.

I don't understand what?

It just happens.

I don't know Give it a try

It's real easy.

I said leave her alone.

What about you, Steve?

I've seen you before, you know.

You got it! You got another one right there. That's another one, pal.

Okay, fine. But I didn't dump my purse out on the couch

Saturday, March 24, 1984.

Never mind. Forget it. Everything's cool.

I don't care enough about you to bother.

What if your dope was on fire?

They ignore me.

So when you look at them, you can sort of see that thin person inside.

Go fix me a turkey pot pie!

Bender, that's school property there, and it doesn't belong to us.

Good! Because it's gonna be filled. We'll keep going.

I don't screw to get respect.

I'm thinking of trying out for a scholarship.

- No. Fix the door! - Shut up!

And if it wasn't, people would live with their parents forever.

Get on your feet, pal! Let's find out how tough you are.

Do you slip her the hot-beef injection?

Do you approve of this?

So, J-boy, Can I Have All My Doobage?

No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

Hey, come on. On your feet, Missy. Let's go! This is no rest home.

because I'm failing shop.

I can go to the country. I can go to the mountains.

You want me to yank you out of that seat and shake it out of you?

Well, mister, you find a way to make it about wokeness

what is going to happen to us on Monday, when we're all together again?

I could become a politician.

Watch your mouth, young lady.

It's like they use me to get back at each other.

Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal.

I do not mean a single word repeated 1000 times.

You're not urinating in here, man.

I can run away and I can go to the ocean.

I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.

You think anybody is gonna take your word over mine?

Just wondering No fighting up in here

You may as well not even exist at this school.

What would I do for a million bucks?

It's all because of me and my old man.

What did he say? Where are we going?

Your friends wouldn't mind because they look up to us.

Let's just drop it, okay? We'll talk about it later.

Not even close, bud.

Same exact thing.

I'm here today because...

Navy College be like

Thats it Go to your room now

I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference.

You know something, man? If we weren't in school, I'd waste you.

Claire? Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts?

Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender? The false alarm you pulled Friday...

I don't like what I see.

Oh, my goodness gracious!

"Dear, isn't our son swell?"

All right. What are you doing with this? Get this out of here, for God's sake.

It wouldn't have anything to do With you guys being assholes now, would it?

So... So on Monday, what happens?

And your social security number is

Have you seen some of the dopes that talk shop?