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Fix the door, Bender.
I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t recognize a sexual battery?
Lisa spilled paint in the garage.
What?
True. But I think we'd all kind of say the same thing.
And I didn’t come home to waste it on a punk like you
Truth.
God, you can count. See, I knew you had to be smart to be a wrestler.
And Larry's undressing a couple lockers down from me.
God, I fucking hate him.
Just take the first shot. Please. I'm begging you. Take a shot. Right here.
I'm not a tease.
Nothing to do When you're locked in a vacancy
I know it's detention, but I don't think I belong in here.
my soy milk cereal is unsatisfying
I can make spaghetti.
When they pulled the tape off, most of his hair came off and some skin, too.
She lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her.
I expected a little more from you Tony
The Breakfast Club What can I say... I’m thrilled!
I’ll give you the answer to that question Mr Crumley next saturday
I tortured this poor kid
Sweets.
HA!
Oh, I'm sure that's exactly what you want these people to believe.
The kids haven't changed, you have.
With all of you.
Do you always carry this much shit in your bag?
That's seven, including the one when you asked Mr. Vernon here
You're so conceited.
I can answer that little girl, no for me I can answer that little girl, no for me
Pete's girlfriend lives in Niagara falls. But you wouldn't know her
Play Heart And Soul on the piano.
You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
Why do you have to do anything?
The fucking humiliation he must have felt...
You never know when you may have to jam.
who's filling in for gill luppen? dove mcsmith.
You have exactly eight hours and 54 minutes to think about why you're here.
I expected a litte bit more From a varsity letterman
They'd laugh their asses off,
You're wearing it.
Next time you don't follow up a lead I'm cracking skulls
It wouldn’t have anything to do with you being assholes would it?
making you wear these kind of clothes,
No, it was a flare gun. It went off in my locker.
Well, I just wanna tell each of you that I wouldn't do that.
SHUT UPPA DEB! Go fixame turkey potpie!
Damn it!
It's real simple.
You don't understand. You don't...
What's your problem?
I bet those were a Christmas gift, right?
The next screw that falls out is gonna be you. I kid you not.
What are you babbling about?
Out.
All right, people, we're going to try something a little different today.
You're Watching Rosewood On Fox You're Watching Pitch On Fox
Yo Ahab, Can I have my doobage?
I don't have any friends.
Bridges collapse all the time, sir.
Chimken Poght Piems
See, this is what you get in my house when you don't turn off the TV
DO YOU SLIP HIM THE HOT PORK INJECTION
Hey, you grounded tonight?
With all of us or just John?
and like when I look in at myself, you know.
That guy's been doing that show for 30 years.
I mean, picture this. You're there with all the sports.
I've laid lots of times.
And then, you know, we're supposed to... it was, like, a lamp.
You're Watching Uncle Grandpa On Cartoon Network You're Watching Teen Titans Go! On Cartoon Network
If you disappear forever, it wouldn't make any difference.
You're so conceited, Claire.
and I'm not gonna miss it on account of you boneheads.
What's her name? Wake her up.
You are a bitch!
My image of you is totally blown.
buliah caliak say? lai mantap kan?
my soy milk cereal is unsatisfying
Rainex.....
because Andrew here
Didn't we already cover this?
Look. I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
Why? Claire did it.
Ponder the error of your ways.
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Well, get in there and use the time to your advantage.
It was a flare gun...went off in my locker
"That's all right, son. You can do it on the boat."
Beats me.
- Don't be a jerk! - It's easy. It's only one question.
I do t know… give it a try
A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm
The age old discussion
shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich,
That's another right now.
blouse unbuttoned,
Lie.
You think about this. When you get old, these kids...
I’m tryin out for a scholarship!
Honey, ditching class to go shopping doesn't make you a defective.
That's a real nice attitude, Claire.
with you activities people being assholes, would it?
Rukus!
- You mean, he did it more than once? - Sure.
What's the matter with you? Come on!
She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.