Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well Boo Fukin Hoo Welcome to Life

I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friend

- Shut your mouth! - ...for those earrings?

Mom, we're not supposed to study. We have to sit there and do nothing.

you'd cut him all up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him.

Everybody can do something.

The girl is an island unto herself, okay?

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke.

See, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage.

- No! - Yeah, you are.

When you are Done with mondays

Could you describe the ruckus sir?

Grab some wood there, bub.

Excuse me Jeff, will Pam Julio's milk be made available to us?

What a funny guy.

Good! Because it's gonna be filled

What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself?

And, you know, he started eating, like, really weird foods.

I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman.

You're Watching The Powerpuff Girls On Cartoon Network You're Watching Clarence On Cartoon Network

Screw that, Bender. Put it back.

You guys think I'm some untouchable peasant, serf, peon, you know?

Could you describe the ruckus?

Well, some I consider my friends, and some I just consider.

I've done just about everything there is, except a few things that are illegal.

I can answer that right now sir, that would be a no, no for me

"What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled." "What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled."

It's a free country.

You just bought yourself another gender, mister

See this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

You're Watching Greatest Party Story Ever… And Other Epic Tales On MTV You're Watching Max & Ruby On Nick Jr.

I stole your wallet.

No. We get dressed up, but we don't get high.

Is that for real?

I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights.

The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls!

Was this work written in the Niagara Falls area?

I love his pancakes

The Breakfast Club "That's very interesting."

He's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

Instead of going to prison, you'll come here.

You think this is cute? You think he's bitching? Is that it?

So does my old man.

this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

I'd kill you and your fucking parents would sue me, and it'd be a big mess.

Oh ,and wouldn’t that be a bite? Missing a whole fantasy football league

and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat.

I don't want to get into this, man.

I'm trying to help her.

Are you a virgin?

I could care less about trigonometry.

Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love?

I may as well not even exist at this school, remember?

Do you want me to puke?

You like your old man better than your mom?

I got a carton of cigarettes.

Hey! What's goin' on in there?

Trev, don't be a goof.

You’re so conceited, Daniel

I forgot... UGLY, LAZY, & DISRESPECTFUL...

Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.

and Larry having to go home

No, you're a genius because you can't recognize a sexual assault.

I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.

let me lick your toes then allison

Not even close, bud

Well, I don't know any lepers either,

Let me tell you something. Look at him.

I've got you for the rest of your life if you don't watch your step.

WHAt DO YOU NEED A FAKE I.D. FOR? SO I CAN VOTE.

And afterwards,

I don't have to run away and live in the street.

JOHN BENDER: It was an accident.

And you! Mr. Johnson! I will not be made a fool of. You hear me? I will not be made a fool of.

I love his work

How are we supposed to know? We're not supposed to move.

If I lose my temper, you're totaled, man.

Twitter users trying to win the annual yap off

Excuse me a sec...

I got a meet this Saturday,

No, dad What about you?!

I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here.

Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?

Hey, smoke up Johnny

And at the end of the year, we have... We have a big banquet at the Hilton.

I’m gonna knock your dick in the dirt.

The next time I have to come in here I’m cracking skulls

Maybe the prep club, too. Student council.

Okay, so neither one of you is any better than the other one.

Allison here says she wants to run away because her home life is unsatisfying.

Don't mees with the bull young man You'll get the horns.

I can't believe you. You're so weird.

Andrew Clark! (snaps fingers) Get up here. Come on, front and center, let's go.

Thats it Go to your room now

Well, not for me.

I can see you really pushing maximum density.

Just you and me. Two hits.