Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me a sec...

Well, some I consider my friends, and some I just consider.

So does my old man.

Maybe the prep club, too. Student council.

Well, I don't know any lepers either,

The Breakfast Club "That's very interesting."

Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?

Don't mees with the bull young man You'll get the horns.

I've done just about everything there is, except a few things that are illegal.

I can't believe you. You're so weird.

I stole your wallet.

Is that for real?

If I lose my temper, you're totaled, man.

Was this work written in the Niagara Falls area?

I love his pancakes

See, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage.

I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights.

Could you describe the ruckus sir?

How are we supposed to know? We're not supposed to move.

Let me tell you something. Look at him.

I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman.

Thats it Go to your room now

I forgot... UGLY, LAZY, & DISRESPECTFUL...

No, dad What about you?!

You're Watching Greatest Party Story Ever… And Other Epic Tales On MTV You're Watching Max & Ruby On Nick Jr.

I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.

And, you know, he started eating, like, really weird foods.

When you are Done with mondays

Mom, we're not supposed to study. We have to sit there and do nothing.

WHAt DO YOU NEED A FAKE I.D. FOR? SO I CAN VOTE.

Hey, smoke up Johnny

And afterwards,

I don't have to run away and live in the street.

Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

Allison here says she wants to run away because her home life is unsatisfying.

The next time I have to come in here I’m cracking skulls

Oh ,and wouldn’t that be a bite? Missing a whole fantasy football league

And at the end of the year, we have... We have a big banquet at the Hilton.

And you! Mr. Johnson! I will not be made a fool of. You hear me? I will not be made a fool of.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friend

I may as well not even exist at this school, remember?

Twitter users trying to win the annual yap off

You guys think I'm some untouchable peasant, serf, peon, you know?

Okay, so neither one of you is any better than the other one.

and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat.

See this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Well Boo Fukin Hoo Welcome to Life

It's a free country.

Everybody can do something.

The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls!

He's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

Instead of going to prison, you'll come here.

I got a meet this Saturday,

Not even close, bud

you'd cut him all up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him.

No, you're a genius because you can't recognize a sexual assault.

You’re so conceited, Daniel

I can answer that right now sir, that would be a no, no for me

and Larry having to go home

I don't want to get into this, man.

I’m gonna knock your dick in the dirt.

Good! Because it's gonna be filled

I'm trying to help her.

Just you and me. Two hits.

I can see you really pushing maximum density.

I could care less about trigonometry.

- Shut your mouth! - ...for those earrings?

Do you want me to puke?

Screw that, Bender. Put it back.

JOHN BENDER: It was an accident.

You like your old man better than your mom?

Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love?

"What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled." "What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled."

Hey! What's goin' on in there?

I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.

Grab some wood there, bub.

You're Watching The Powerpuff Girls On Cartoon Network You're Watching Clarence On Cartoon Network

No. We get dressed up, but we don't get high.

You think this is cute? You think he's bitching? Is that it?

The girl is an island unto herself, okay?

Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

Are you a virgin?

Trev, don't be a goof.

- No! - Yeah, you are.

Well, not for me.

this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

let me lick your toes then allison

Could you describe the ruckus?

I got a carton of cigarettes.

Excuse me Jeff, will Pam Julio's milk be made available to us?

Andrew Clark! (snaps fingers) Get up here. Come on, front and center, let's go.

I love his work

I'd kill you and your fucking parents would sue me, and it'd be a big mess.

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke.

What a funny guy.

What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself?

I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here.

I've got you for the rest of your life if you don't watch your step.

You just bought yourself another gender, mister