Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, we're not supposed to study. We have to sit there and do nothing.

Oh ,and wouldn’t that be a bite? Missing a whole fantasy football league

The Breakfast Club "That's very interesting."

Thats it Go to your room now

The girl is an island unto herself, okay?

See, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage.

I love his pancakes

How are we supposed to know? We're not supposed to move.

Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

No, you're a genius because you can't recognize a sexual assault.

WHAt DO YOU NEED A FAKE I.D. FOR? SO I CAN VOTE.

Do you want me to puke?

I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman.

let me lick your toes then allison

Well, some I consider my friends, and some I just consider.

I've done just about everything there is, except a few things that are illegal.

You guys think I'm some untouchable peasant, serf, peon, you know?

See this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

Grab some wood there, bub.

- No! - Yeah, you are.

And afterwards,

I can answer that right now sir, that would be a no, no for me

and Larry having to go home

Is that for real?

Good! Because it's gonna be filled

And you! Mr. Johnson! I will not be made a fool of. You hear me? I will not be made a fool of.

You’re so conceited, Daniel

Was this work written in the Niagara Falls area?

I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.

The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls!

He's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

- Shut your mouth! - ...for those earrings?

Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love?

Are you a virgin?

Hey, smoke up Johnny

Maybe the prep club, too. Student council.

It's a free country.

Let me tell you something. Look at him.

Allison here says she wants to run away because her home life is unsatisfying.

Screw that, Bender. Put it back.

Instead of going to prison, you'll come here.

I stole your wallet.

So does my old man.

Could you describe the ruckus?

Could you describe the ruckus sir?

Hey! What's goin' on in there?

Excuse me a sec...

Twitter users trying to win the annual yap off

Trev, don't be a goof.

you'd cut him all up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him.

Everybody can do something.

What a funny guy.

I may as well not even exist at this school, remember?

I've got you for the rest of your life if you don't watch your step.

I got a carton of cigarettes.

and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat.

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke.

I'm trying to help her.

Well, I don't know any lepers either,

Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?

And, you know, he started eating, like, really weird foods.

Not even close, bud

I love his work

I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights.

"What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled." "What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled."

I'd kill you and your fucking parents would sue me, and it'd be a big mess.

You just bought yourself another gender, mister

Just you and me. Two hits.

I don't have to run away and live in the street.

You think this is cute? You think he's bitching? Is that it?

I could care less about trigonometry.

You're Watching The Powerpuff Girls On Cartoon Network You're Watching Clarence On Cartoon Network

Andrew Clark! (snaps fingers) Get up here. Come on, front and center, let's go.

I got a meet this Saturday,

Okay, so neither one of you is any better than the other one.

I can't believe you. You're so weird.

If I lose my temper, you're totaled, man.

Excuse me Jeff, will Pam Julio's milk be made available to us?

I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friend

The next time I have to come in here I’m cracking skulls

I can see you really pushing maximum density.

I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here.

No, dad What about you?!

Well, not for me.

You like your old man better than your mom?

You're Watching Greatest Party Story Ever… And Other Epic Tales On MTV You're Watching Max & Ruby On Nick Jr.

I’m gonna knock your dick in the dirt.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

I don't want to get into this, man.

this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

Don't mees with the bull young man You'll get the horns.

JOHN BENDER: It was an accident.

I forgot... UGLY, LAZY, & DISRESPECTFUL...

No. We get dressed up, but we don't get high.

Well Boo Fukin Hoo Welcome to Life

I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.

And at the end of the year, we have... We have a big banquet at the Hilton.

When you are Done with mondays

What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself?