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Was this work written in the Niagara Falls area?

See, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage.

Grab some wood there, bub.

I can see you really pushing maximum density.

If I lose my temper, you're totaled, man.

I love his pancakes

Could you describe the ruckus?

"What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled." "What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled."

this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

Well, I don't know any lepers either,

No, you're a genius because you can't recognize a sexual assault.

I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here.

And, you know, he started eating, like, really weird foods.

Screw that, Bender. Put it back.

You think this is cute? You think he's bitching? Is that it?

See this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

Are you a virgin?

Well, not for me.

I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.

I may as well not even exist at this school, remember?

I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.

I'd kill you and your fucking parents would sue me, and it'd be a big mess.

Well, some I consider my friends, and some I just consider.

What a funny guy.

And afterwards,

Well Boo Fukin Hoo Welcome to Life

I forgot... UGLY, LAZY, & DISRESPECTFUL...

I got a meet this Saturday,

The Breakfast Club "That's very interesting."

I've done just about everything there is, except a few things that are illegal.

You guys think I'm some untouchable peasant, serf, peon, you know?

I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman.

You like your old man better than your mom?

It's a free country.

I'm trying to help her.

I got a carton of cigarettes.

The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls!

let me lick your toes then allison

Excuse me Jeff, will Pam Julio's milk be made available to us?

I can answer that right now sir, that would be a no, no for me

I’m gonna knock your dick in the dirt.

How are we supposed to know? We're not supposed to move.

No, dad What about you?!

I can't believe you. You're so weird.

Trev, don't be a goof.

- No! - Yeah, you are.

You're Watching Greatest Party Story Ever… And Other Epic Tales On MTV You're Watching Max & Ruby On Nick Jr.

I don't have to run away and live in the street.

Good! Because it's gonna be filled

The girl is an island unto herself, okay?

Don't mees with the bull young man You'll get the horns.

So does my old man.

You’re so conceited, Daniel

Allison here says she wants to run away because her home life is unsatisfying.

Everybody can do something.

I stole your wallet.

Instead of going to prison, you'll come here.

The next time I have to come in here I’m cracking skulls

And at the end of the year, we have... We have a big banquet at the Hilton.

you'd cut him all up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him.

Do you want me to puke?

I love his work

Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love?

Excuse me a sec...

Andrew Clark! (snaps fingers) Get up here. Come on, front and center, let's go.

Just you and me. Two hits.

Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

No. We get dressed up, but we don't get high.

Not even close, bud

When you are Done with mondays

Maybe the prep club, too. Student council.

Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

You just bought yourself another gender, mister

JOHN BENDER: It was an accident.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friend

Okay, so neither one of you is any better than the other one.

Is that for real?

And you! Mr. Johnson! I will not be made a fool of. You hear me? I will not be made a fool of.

Oh ,and wouldn’t that be a bite? Missing a whole fantasy football league

Let me tell you something. Look at him.

I could care less about trigonometry.

Hey! What's goin' on in there?

I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights.

WHAt DO YOU NEED A FAKE I.D. FOR? SO I CAN VOTE.

He's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

I've got you for the rest of your life if you don't watch your step.

Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?

Hey, smoke up Johnny

and Larry having to go home

- Shut your mouth! - ...for those earrings?

and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat.

What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself?

Thats it Go to your room now

Mom, we're not supposed to study. We have to sit there and do nothing.

I don't want to get into this, man.

You're Watching The Powerpuff Girls On Cartoon Network You're Watching Clarence On Cartoon Network

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke.

Could you describe the ruckus sir?

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