Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm calling his bluff, Bob.

Uh, uh, before I die,

Linda! It's loud.

That 911 operator did not like us, Bob.

Flip it open! Really? You have a flip phone?

"Fanny, you can't shoot people."

Oh, look at those nimble, hairy little toe-men go.

Don't want to... die.

A burial at sea... it's what the carousel would've wanted.

Well, who gets to yell at whom now?

Your chain. Tied to me tight, tie me up. Who's got their claws in you my friend?

Mom, you got a text! You're blowing up!

Bob’s Burgers - Nice-Capades [S06E05]

You'll be Calvin... Crabs, the stupidest dead person in the world.

Okay, you know, I'm starting to get a little worried about him.

Sort of. Oh, we could text Linda!

♪ Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone ♪

Quick! Someone untie us!

Yup, that's his butt's voice.

I tried to write, "Felix has us under the pier."

texting you to ask you what I'm doing for the rest of my life.

Maybe it's autocorrected.

I won't let you ruin my dream.

Where is Dad anyway?

Maybe that's not what he meant to type.

Maybe he's out partying with Mr. Fischoeder, his new buddy.

Oh, my God! Teddy was right!

get off your boats, get in the water and then drown.

Nope. Just back to our boring, crappy lives

You see that way up there above your head?

With the water this high, we can finally go to the bathroom