Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis...
Why don't they look anything like their names?
- Bart, empty your pockets. - Empty my pockets, you say?
- "Boy Discovers Comet." - What?
If you have a failing.
Six hours, 19 minutes right ascension, 14 degrees, 22 minutes declination.
We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States Congress.
Sure makes you appreciate the preciousness of life.
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
What did you do today, Bart?
- You're crazy. - What's it to you?
NO Zena Sighting!!! did you get that?
Check out 6-19-14-59.
Radio reception in there sucked.
look at all myse aneus i showing the whole world my goatse and i will stretch my anus in front of renee so that she takes back all myse vaginaes
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?
making krabby patties s22e06
Let's go burn down the observatory so this'll never happen again.
Hidy-ho-a-roonie, neighbor. What can I do you for?
No! No! Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it!
- Wow, Dad. Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right.
...our most propane-explosion-free Science Week ever...
We'll need laughter, religious enlightenment, gossip.
Don't you realize what's happening? Your comet will collide with Earth.