Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh yeah. Oui, oui, oui.

Okay, Heart-Shaped Jewelry Is Not Something That A Woman Buys For Herself

because I think you need to hear it. Michael...

Wait, what do you mean? The other man.

It's probably nothing.

You have a bad imagination, it's stupid.

I don't want to follow up on emails anymore

If they catch us, they will rape us.

Swear too much.

on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication

It's all yours. (LAUGHS)

Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row.

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Nine dates. I said it on the second date.

Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here.

You know what? We should really do something fun this week.

Jennifer: You should talk in a deeper voice

So there I am minding my own business,

go to church, try to do one nice thing per day.

That seems quick Even for lesbians

What's up? I read your e-mail.

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I'll See You Text Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...

"What the hell is that?" Hey, look at this.

She has a Pilates butt.

we went and got a nanny, and then we went out and took a class

You're right. I ruin everything.

Gives me freedom to improvise. It's like jazz.

Creed's head of Quality Assurance,

No, I bought them myself.

Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex?

But you know what? Joke's on you 'cause I know Morse Code.

I'm going to kill him. No, I'm not. I feel... No.

while I'm naked.

Oh! Wow. Look at golfing.

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so he'd definitely be wrapped up in this.

Why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's

Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill!

Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me,