Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It says so right on the box.
-I was trying not to pee in my pants. -You felt something.
And then he went away and my life became a bucket of shit.
You know what? I can do the watching. I'm an excellent watcher.
-You can't stay here. -You don't know what I was gonna say.
Celia, I'm pregnant.
For the family's greater good, of course, right?
Well, now, I was thinking 12-month lease with two months down.
There's plenty of room.
Big buffalo blasting. It says so right on the thing.
Look at this guy. He's a gorilla.
So he just wandered off naked and bleeding?
I can't. I'm bringing a child into the world.
-See. I tell you. -Or he'll kill me without blinking.
Oh, great. Now he's wet himself.
I call him Mr. Zappy.
Now, get him in here.
When Esteban calls, we can all go home.
And you stuck your penis inside my mother. At least once.
You untie him, he'll kill me.
Don't think you're supposed to blast the bunny.
Please don't do that.
Ask again later. Better not tell you now.
He was good at sports. I was good at fleeing.
-Where in the fuck am I? -You're in Texas, ma'am.