Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...was given to my brother and me--
Right. You and your crabs.
Tell yourself you're so noble because we're both still breathing.
I mean, it saddens me...
Despite the enormous hypocritical elephant in the room...
Got crabs, and a tattoo, of a crab.
Or the owl.
It wouldn't be who you had, but there's someone else out there for you.
You want the fish? Buy the fish. Don't squeeze the fish.
...down on the couch, get high...
-Ergo. -Ergo.
-With a baby? -Yes, with a baby.
You're pissed about Jill.
Well, not exactly open, but ajar.
Oh, God, look at the time.
You do kind of.
Well, in that case, thank you for giving him a gun and the keys to our house.
You know, I have a bodyguard.
You are so terribly, miserably, thoroughly unhappy...