The Gang Runs for Office - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S02E08]

When Dennis Reynolds was a counselor at Camp Cumberland...

Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's gonna blast me in the ass...

I'll probably stab you in your throat.

He called us nerds, Gary.

That's politics, bitch

Beauty and the beast.

You look like a dick in that tiny jacket.

But, uh, I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes.

- Don't make me beg. - You gotta beg.

- That's politics, bitch. - I hate you, Charlie!

So do."

This doesn't make any sense.

"Blasted in the ass"?

Politics is just one big ass blast.

"Thank you. Thank you.

That was fun. I feel like a gangster.

I traded all my Garbage Pail Kids for you.

I read. I see movies. I understand. Okay.

but you're doing it with the subtlety of a baboon.

This is a goddamn coup!

- That's called flip-flopping. That's what Democrats do. - Hang on a second.

Take a look at that hair... Kennedy hair.

This is a brilliant idea... "hobo-vertising."

I'm gonna need you to beg.

- Uh, Garbage Pail Kids. - Heavin' Steven.