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it's a coast to coast ass blast you're gonna get your ass blasted
Okay, Dennis, you are gonna need a campaign manager. That's me.
I should really probably think about gettin' something to eat.
Hey, have mine.
- Really? - I was thinkin' that same thing, man.
- It is a coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast. - You're gonna get your ass...
I see it every year.
Sorry, pal. That's politics.
- It's good. - I think you might be dyslexic. I'm not readin' this.
No. That's not gonna be a problem.
- Somebody help me! - Lady! Give me the ba...
So DO.
Hates Freedom
- Name one. - Uh, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I gotta charge it up again.
There is nothing more threatening to a man...
Listen. I need your help. I'm in a lot of shit.
These guys, they make less than teachers. It's a...
- We'll work it out. - I'm droppin' out of shit.
unless you got something to make it worth our while.
It is a coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast.
- I accept your nomination. - Wait a minute. How come he gets to be the candidate?
I mean, you have to be a real low-life piece of shit...
We're gonna shoot a commercial, get it on public access, get the message out.
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- What... - Why don't we discuss this over dinner?
- It sounds illegal. - Aw, for God sakes.
Did he tell you he had a wife?
- I think you should just give me the baby. - Please leave me alone.
No babies. Don't kiss babies.