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- You know what I'm sayin'? I hate work. - No.
That's called flip-flopping That's what Democrats do
Uh, "Meet"...
but you're doing it with the subtlety of a baboon.
It is a coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast
What is going on in here? Are those beach towels?
That's politics, bitch
A coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast
I'll probably stab you in your throat.
She happens to be your biggest opponent in the election.
But, uh, I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes.
Sorry Pal That’s Politics!
I've been meaning to speak to you about this.
and gets a big chunk of dough.
Okay. Now let's get you ready for the ball, Cinderella.
- That's not you. It's cheap. - Ooh.
- I'm gonna get the ball rolling, okay? - Mm-hmm.
This is wonderful. This is just wonderful. You know what?
that's called flip-flopping that's what democrats do!
Justin
- Yes, I do. - Hey, Charlie, how about givin' me a couple of these?
Note the bone structure. It's like a young J.F.K.
statutory
That's called flip-flopping, Mac, That's what Democrats do!
Hates Freedom
Hi.
Get in front of the flag and the million-dollar bill.
Well, then just say whatever you want.
Who do you think you are... Bill Clinton? You're a comptroller.
- What's the situation? - It's... I sleep on the... And...
- Don't make me beg. - You gotta beg.
- Mac, I think you might be in over your head here. - Yeah.
- I'll take him to the shore. We'll go to Atlantic City. - What's wrong with you?
Now we can make this problem go away...
- I'm trying to make you sexy. - This is not sexy.