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I think you might be dyslexic.
or the Republican who's blasting my ass?
This is a goddamn coup!
so he can get out for the payday.
That's called flip-flopping. That's what Democrats do
Some clown runs for office, drops out of the race...
- For God sakes! - The people have spoken. You're out.
I'm gonna pull him out. I'm gonna pull him out, Marvin.
- Give him the clipboard. - Give me the clipboard. - No. No.
I can't read these words. They're not in the right order.
You clearly have a learning disability, dude.
- Local, small-time shit. Anybody can run. - What's the position?
- What do you think? - I think I look like a whore.
- So what? - So I'm not doing it anymore.
Where'd you get that trench coat?
But, Dennis. Dennis. Hobo-vertising?
- I could be a legitimate politician. - He's goin' to the top.
- Honey, this isn't what... - Another one of your whores?
No time for that We gotta get back out on that campaign trail
He's running for District 37 Comptroller, so it's cool.
Jesus Christ! Stab me in my throat?
I nominate Dennis.
It's a coast to coast nationwide ass blast
- You want me to call the cops? - Not yet.
This doesn't make any sense.
That's called flip-flopping. That's what Democrats do
- I'm not doing that. - Hold it! Hold it!
- Uh, no. - I tell you what.
You're funny.
Fine. No guns. Piano wire. Maybe we can use some piano wire.
Are you kiddin' me? Are you kiddin' me with that?
Look, I've been thinkin', and I feel like I could be a real asset to you guys.
- Oh, what'd you get? - I got the smear tape.
Take him down.
Looks like you bitches shouldn't have fired me in the first place.
Sorry pal That’s politics
If I hear one more flip flop out of you I’m gona throw up in my mouth