Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Starts out "Meet," and then there's, like, other stuff.
Huh?
- We'll screw those guys. - I would like to shove it in his face.
We're being listened to. Bugged. The feds. I get it.
Are you trying to solicit a bribe from me?
Please stop touching me. This is really ridiculous.
Ah! Ah! That's what I'm talkin' about.
- This is a trap. - It's not a trap. Go see what he wants.
And he just drops right out of the race on me.
Told us about your interest in politics.
"What should I do?" Strike one, buddy.
We are getting blasted in the ass by the state liquor tax.
- You've never done any good for anybody ever! - I do good! I do good!
Bro, I am in some serious shit. I needed him to drop out.
- I'm really glad you asked me out. - Me too.
- That's great. I know you guys have become close. - Not that close.
I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes.
I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello, fellow American.
I got the same bone structure.
- Classic. - Totally classic. I love Heavin' Steven.
3 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 47 = 623
I can talk to my son any way I want.
- What am I gonna do? - You get to be the intern.
You know what I mean? Goddamn Dennis. Fire me?
- Oh. Thanks. - You see, uh, Mr. Stanford...
- It's cool, huh? - It's very cool. That was a smart buy.
- So you can be my assistant. - Mmm. Assistant is...
Did you say five head? I don't have that.
Absolutely. I say we put 'em on busses, ship 'em over to Iraq... make 'em fight the terrorists.
Just take him down to the shore for a couple days.
How do you wanna do this thing?
Frank, I don't... I just don't think this is the best idea for our candidate's image.
are you gonna buy me some food at some point?
I just didn't realize I was gonna have to make so many... tough decisions.
Wow. That was, uh, a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be.