Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a dog that plays soccer.
Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?
Why is everything a little different here?
Celebrities always die in groups of three.
I may be dehydrated.
Gay guys. Hot girls.
Or wholesome.
Yes, but anything can happen on Halloween.
My point is Americans are the same everywhere.
GEIS GEIS
Oh, wait, they already have.
People who are still living by core American values.
Choir member, Desert Storm veteran, father of three?
All right, the last pig is in the chuckling chute,
Like Matlock.
We're hiring Rick Wayne and Pumpkin.
A ferret-faced skank.
Um, no.
Yeah.
Oh, uh, hang on.
You look so much bigger up close!
Y'all have a beagle with you?
Ma'am, I don't think bullying people
So, with respect to the Airline deck
Being nice gets you nowhere.
In Metro news, Mary Hillman
They're using me to get invited to gay Halloween
The usual, I suppose.
What do you mean?
What's wrong, Ken?