Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hate is a strong word. And accurate.
Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
Oh, she works at a department store.
Look, I am Sydney. Okay? And if you don't help me, I'm dead.
What? Where did you go?
Wow. Torching this dump almost feels like I'm doing him a favor.
Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk
But they cost $ 10- 10 times my monthly budget for hand clothes.
[Sobbing]
[Judy Sobbing]
Yes. I find my hands get chilly when I'm, uh, out selling Bibles...
- No, it's not. - [Crying]
Now, did you find my glove?
As part of the family. Beloved.
I don't even touch the devil's nectar.
Hey, that's it. I require letters and numbers.
I don't know. But wherever it was, I am their king now.
Oh, oh, oh, yes. I believe my password is " password."
You have to go to the break room and use the employee's mirror.
- What do you mean? - I'm gonna get even with that scumbag...
Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-
That credit was generated after your last statement. It'll show up on your next bill.
And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them.
Of course you work at a Bible company, Sydney.
# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #
Ha! Just like my missing glove.
Oh, finally, we can get this all out in the open. I'll start.
R.S. Your sycamore had saplings. I made them watch.
I didn't get a good look at the guy, though I did see what he did to your new tree.
Oh, Judy.
and the transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."
[Sighs] Want to... go get dinner?
- What? - The man from the clinic stopped by the store yesterday...
# Oh, the Lord is good to me #
- Klaus, you're useless and everyone hates you. - [Gasps]
Wait. Have you not moved since I left?
- [Door Opens, Closes] - Well, that was a waste of time.
- [Answering Machine Beeps] - Stop ruining my life!
My flowery friends may be gone, but I still have my feathery ones.
- I'm a dead man! - No. This is perfect.
[Roger's Voice] Dear Sydney, I just wanted to let you know...
Uh, no.
There's only... one way out of this.
Look at this card. Premium 80-pound matte card stock, the letters are raised.
Time to dish out a little street justice.
#The sun and the rain and the apple seed ##
[Machines Humming]
- [Answering Machine Beeps] - Stop ruining my life!
- [Speed Dialing] - Voice mail.
Damn you, Hasbro!
But you can still salvage my love by finding my other glove.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
that I'm gonna make you pay for stealing from me until the day you die!
[Southern Accent] I regret my dance card is filled for the evening...
[Gasping]
Sydney, he raped it.
As part of the family. Beloved.