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Oh, hey, Sidney. What do you want? Make it quick. I got my girls this weekend.
- What do you mean? - I'm gonna get even with that scumbag...
He had a mustache.
- And now he's taken a hit out on me! - Calm down. Calm down.
Roger. I know you're in there.
Sir, I would never tamper with the word of the Lord.
Ah, Stan, you made me mess up!
[Steve] Hey, what's this?
- For God's sake, Roger, get up. - [Moaning]
And here are your test results. I couldn't even look at them.
- No problem. I'll just need the password. - Uh, p-password?
You know, Syd, I guess we all wear masks in some way or another.
[Roger's Voice] I knew if I could win her confidence, I'd be able to get that key.
## [Whistling]
[Sighs]
[Simon Beeping]
Does this sound right? "In the beginning, God created the heavens...
No, no, no. This mirror is for customers.
What-What- What's-What's going on?
Oh, looky. Sydney's address book.
But I couldn't get close to that key.
Judy, remember me, the guy who ruined your life?
[Laughs] I punk'd you! It's not really me.
She will learn to love him.
Rooty tooty fresh and fruity. I'm in a pile of doody!
- Dentyne Ice? - [Gasps] Who treats me nice!
Figures. I finally find the perfect fella...
Fat chance, mister. Not after you ruined my life.
- [Beeping] - [Line Ringing]
- And I still have two years left on my AppleCare. - [Simon Beeping]
- I'm Judy. - I'm Sydney. Sydney Huffman.
Uh, Stan, you missed a belt loop back here.
So I had a credit card on my account issued in that name.
Well, I should say I am, sir. I should say I am.
Oh, okay, this is a good seat to watch from too.
Uh, Stan, you missed a belt loop back here.
The last two months, your selfish behavior has gotten out of control.
eat my dust!
- [Gasps] Blasphemy! - Cut the act, Huffman.
He's gone, Sydney. Come on out.
Not for long.
In my office! NOW!
Good news. I found some games that are for more than four players.
- You're fired! - [Sobbing]
Your garden is looking great, Sydney!
[Snoring]
Who Knew Judy Got Into Trouble At Her Last Job
- What? That's crazy. - It's true.
Roger, I'm afraid you may be right. I think the family hates me.
Favorite words? You mean like herpes, syphilis, " ga-noria?"
Your toothy mug is the only cure for my morning maladies.
- That's impossible! - Well, you did just make a big purchase.
Hello, Lennox. Hildegard, slow down and chew.
EAT MY DUST
is a good-hearted, employed, sober fella who treats me nice.
- [Gasps] You're playing Simon! - [Low Beep]