Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Southern Accent] I regret my dance card is filled for the evening...
Listen, I want to call off the hit on Roger Smith.
[Sobbing]
You're Sydney? What do you think I am, stupid?
I mean, he just, uh-
[Gasps] My tequila! That worm had a name!
- See, I told you guys it was addictive. - [Beeping]
My little sycamore. What did he do?
Did I donate it to that soldier I read about who lost his arm in Iraq?
Yeah? Well, Sydney would never talk to me like that.
Okay.
You just need to call off the hit.
Sydney... He raped it. I mean he just uhhh... yeah, the guy raped a tree
[Music Stops]
you constantly raid the fridge and drink all my Five Alive.
- [Roger] Hello? - Stop this! Please stop doing this! You're killing me!
Like what Katie Holmes used to have.
That's genius. I think I can sound like him.
- I see a diamond ring for $5,000. - What?
[Gasps] My tequila! That worm had a name!
[Screeching]
No. No, no. That's not true. Judy, that guy is putting the screws to me!
I actually liked that dumb girl.
[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##
Oh, Judy.
Sincerely, Roger Smith.
Klaus, I'm in trouble. I spent all week taking revenge on a guy.
that I'm gonna make you pay for stealing from me until the day you die!
And suddenly, I had another brilliant scheme.
And if that wasn't bad enough, then he broke up with me.
Listen, I want to call off the hit on Roger Smith.
The last two months, your selfish behavior has gotten out of control.
That explains everything. But I don't care if you created me. I want to live.