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Yeah, the guy raped the tree.
That's strange. Well, I guess I'll just go put these things in my house!
Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 17 = 2040
but there's always the spring cotillion.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
## [Whistling " Pennsylvania 6-5000"]
think of these changes.
And caring about someone more than myself was a trauma too great for my psyche to bear.
- Sydney Huffman. - Cosigner? I never authorized a cosigner!
together, as one person, who's the best of both of us.
Some have suggested the warmth of an Irish coffee.
- May I help you? - Yes. I'm looking for a Judy Panowitz.
In my office, now!
A case of whiskey and a Modern Bride, my good man.
Yeah. Well, I have a little news about him.
My boyfriend, Rico, got drunk and buried me alive.
Hate is a strong word. And accurate.
when you can blame it on Professor Edelstein...
- [Beeps] - Ooh, I have a voice mail.
- But what I need to know is- - [Door Opens]
I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!
- [Door Opens, Closes] - Well, that was a waste of time.
- [Cooing] - Oh, boy, the gang's all here today.
I think he's trying to sabotage my life.
Damn you, Hasbro!
I didn't ruin anything. You're just one of my personas gone AWOL.
Share, Jedediah. And, you, I don't know but welcome.
I think he's trying to sabotage my life.
- Honey, I'm home. - [Simon Beeping]
No, no, no. This mirror is for customers.
Thank you for choosing AT&T.
Or he's dyslexic and angry at Disney.
- It says it's declined. - Impossible!
There. Let's see what your Bible-thumping customers...
Or he's dyslexic and angry at Disney.
I was gone 60 years. How long was it here?
Milton Bradley
You're just an extension of me.
Yeah, it doesn't matter how you treat people...
Oh, look, this must be a photo of the sap.
[Screams]
Fat chance, mister. Not after you ruined my life.
He's gone, Sydney. Come on out.
And if that wasn't bad enough, then he broke up with me.
I know. All I want in this life...
No, Roger, this is about you.