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Not for long.
Oh, oh, oh, yes. I believe my password is " password."
And I probably charged it to me.
and the transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."
It was two months ago and I was coming home...
- [Gasps] Sydney. - Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
R.S. Your sycamore had saplings. I made them watch.
Klaus saved us all.
Bet ya she's the broad you bought the ring for.
Roger. I know you're in there.
Sydney.
# For giving me the things I need #
[Sydney] You're just gonna abandon her, you monster?
You take our clothes without asking...
- Do you know Sydney Huffman? - I sure do.
Sir, your card was declined because you exceeded your credit limit.
[Roger's Voice] I knew if I could win her confidence, I'd be able to get that key.
- [Beeps] - Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
I didn't want to get my eyes dirty! [Sobbing]
Wow, I hear ya.
- [Beeping] - [Line Ringing]
Just phone the guy, pretend you are your alter ego.
No, sir, Mr. Stashwyk. There will never be anotherJohnny.
[Beeping]
You have to go to the break room and use the employee's mirror.
Wait. That's it. Now I remember how all this began.
Roger, we have to talk. This family has a problem.
Judy, would you do me the modest favor of making me the happiest man on earth?
# Oh, the Lord is good to me #
- [Beeps] - Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
still hasn't shown up on my bill.
You just need to call off the hit.
Judy, would you do me the modest favor of making me the happiest man on earth?
and then disappear all day so you can run around as one of your ridiculous personas.
My flowery friends may be gone, but I still have my feathery ones.
Oh, Sydney. I was so wor-
But I'm sure you're fine.
- That'll be $700. - The store clerks knew me as Sydney Huffman.
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
eat my dust!
#And he's shining a salute to the American race #