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Time to buck up and find a new job.
I hear ya loud and clear. And I guess all I can say is...
and told me all about your diseases and your dalliances!
Oh, mein Gods.
- Sydney, where'd you go? - It's a disguise.
That's right. It was purchased by a cosigner on your account.
[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##
A thousand copies ruined! You're fired!
Oh, my God.
I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints.
Your pants didn't fall down today, did they?
so you don't have to face the fact that the real you is an inconsiderate jerk!
This guy is a douche with a capital bag.
These have been a trying few days, but the worst is surely over.
Three days and nearly every piece of Sydney's life is in shambles.
[Sydney] The password is "password one."
And who's this? Judy Panowitz. The " i" dotted with a heart.
and then disappear all day so you can run around as one of your ridiculous personas.
[Gasps] My garden!
from a night of drinking and shooting dice with Armenians.
together, as one person, who's the best of both of us.
## [Humming]
- No problem. I'll just need the password. - Uh, p-password?
Bye. Have a beautiful time.
That's when I saw them- the perfect pair of gloves.
Oh. You're right. I'll be right back.
Bet ya she's the broad you bought the ring for.
I know. All I want in this life...
- [Low Beep] - There's a yellow light.
And I have no genitals.
BLASPHEMY IS... REWRITING AND/OR TRANSLATING GOD'S WORD FOR DISTRIBUTION TO MISLEAD OTHER FOLLOWERS OF GOD
Have a stupendous day!
# Oh, boy it's swell to say #
[Sighs]
- I'm a dead man! - No. This is perfect.
How Do You Do? A Young's Man's Guide To Manners.
Now, did you find my glove?
Let's go to her... together.