Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, raspberry Mary, mother of jams!
That's genius. I think I can sound like him.
And somebody has nothing!
I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!
And call off the hit.
No. No, no. That's not true. Judy, that guy is putting the screws to me!
and told me all about your diseases and your dalliances!
And caring about someone more than myself was a trauma too great for my psyche to bear.
Oh. You're right. I'll be right back.
But you can still salvage my love by finding my other glove.
I'm gonna get even with that scumbag...
your possessions!
Oh, my God. I took a hit out on myself.
is a good-hearted, employed, sober fella who treats me nice.
I need to know some of Sydney's favorite words.
- [Hayley] He's getting away! - [Steve] Stop him!
[Laughs] I punk'd you! It's not really me.
(WHISTLING PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000)
Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-
Perfect cover for a thief.
Then it'd be, "Hello, gloves. Good-bye, not gloves."
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So I had a credit card on my account issued in that name.
Uh, no.
All right, girls. Yoga time.
And somebody has nothing!
or, uh, tending to underprivileged pigeons in the park.
- [Beeps] - Declined.
Not for long.
or AT&T operator Sholanda Dikes.
I don't want to hear about your " preversions."
- Sydney, where'd you go? - It's a disguise.
- Yeah, hello. - H-Hello. This is Sydney Huffman.
That's right. It was purchased by a cosigner on your account.
I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints.
You're Sydney? What do you think I am, stupid?
Well, that's what you get for letting jerks treat you like garbage.
Guess I'll have to pay her a visit.
Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunj
That's strange. Well, I guess I'll just go put these things in my house!
I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!
[Beeping]
- That's impossible! - Well, you did just make a big purchase.
Okay.
I actually liked that dumb girl.
Perfect cover for a thief.
Aw, cheese and crackers!
- Oh, Sydney. - Try it on, my begonia.
# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #
Those are my gloves- the ones I bought when I metJudy.
Oh, my God.
But if you say yes to my next question, I know that all the dark clouds...
Uh, guys? Hello?
From that moment on, you had a life of your own.