Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need to know some of Sydney's favorite words.

No. No, no. That's not true. Judy, that guy is putting the screws to me!

- Oh, Sydney. - Try it on, my begonia.

I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints.

- Sydney, where'd you go? - It's a disguise.

I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!

- That's impossible! - Well, you did just make a big purchase.

Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-

I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!

Oh. You're right. I'll be right back.

From that moment on, you had a life of your own.

or AT&T operator Sholanda Dikes.

- Yeah, hello. - H-Hello. This is Sydney Huffman.

But you can still salvage my love by finding my other glove.

Then it'd be, "Hello, gloves. Good-bye, not gloves."

Perfect cover for a thief.

and told me all about your diseases and your dalliances!

I'm gonna get even with that scumbag...

- [Beeps] - Declined.

All right, girls. Yoga time.

I don't want to hear about your " preversions."

Oh, my God. I took a hit out on myself.

That's genius. I think I can sound like him.

Guess I'll have to pay her a visit.

Aw, cheese and crackers!

That's right. It was purchased by a cosigner on your account.

Those are my gloves- the ones I bought when I metJudy.

And somebody has nothing!

So I had a credit card on my account issued in that name.

And call off the hit.

You're Sydney? What do you think I am, stupid?

That's strange. Well, I guess I'll just go put these things in my house!

But if you say yes to my next question, I know that all the dark clouds...

[Laughs] I punk'd you! It's not really me.

Perfect cover for a thief.

And somebody has nothing!

And caring about someone more than myself was a trauma too great for my psyche to bear.

Well, that's what you get for letting jerks treat you like garbage.

or, uh, tending to underprivileged pigeons in the park.

# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #

Oh, raspberry Mary, mother of jams!

(WHISTLING PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000)

Uh, guys? Hello?

is a good-hearted, employed, sober fella who treats me nice.

- [Hayley] He's getting away! - [Steve] Stop him!

your possessions!

I actually liked that dumb girl.

Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunj