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- [Beeps] - Declined.
It was two months ago and I was coming home...
you better say "yes," or I'll kiss you till you do.
## [Whistling " Pennsylvania 6-5000"]
That's when I saw them- the perfect pair of gloves.
One of my personas has taken on a life of its own!
You take our clothes without asking...
## [Whistling]
Oh, don't worry, Sydney. You will be alone...
May I help you, sir?
I don't even touch the devil's nectar.
Anyway, I found out where this Sydney guys works, where he lives, even his phone number.
BLASPHEMY IS THE SIN OF... REWRITING AND/OR TRANSLATING GOD'S WORD FOR DISTRIBUTION TO MISLEAD OTHER FOLLOWERS OF GOD
- Stan, tell him. - Well, for starters...
What a coincidence. I'm a Judy Panowitz
When I pop the big " Q' this Saturday...
From that moment on, you had a life of your own.
[Sydney] You're just gonna abandon her, you monster?
Yes. I find my hands get chilly when I'm, uh, out selling Bibles...
Why, I bet it's the man who left me that malevolent message.
Only the best game ever! It's totally addictive. Watch.
Oh, I get it.
Son of a bitch. It can work!
Does this sound right? "In the beginning, God created the heavens...
- Dentyne Ice? - [Gasps] Who treats me nice!
That gentleman has the wrong Sydney.
One of my personas has taken on a life of its own.
Stop ruining my life, please! Just leave me alone!
who added his name to my credit card.
Prepare to have your life destroyed!
and he's a Fig Newton of someone's imagination. [Crying]
Prepare to have your life destroyed!
Why, I bet it's the man who left me that malevolent message.
# For giving me the things I need #
- Stan, tell him. - Well, for starters...
Wait. That's it. Now I remember how all this began.
I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints.
[Gasps] Sydney? Is that you? But I don't understand.
Your pants didn't fall down today, did they?
She will learn to love him.
Roger, we have to talk. This family has a problem.
or AT&T operator Sholanda Dikes.
And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them.
Klaus, I'm in trouble. I spent all week taking revenge on a guy.
There. Let's see what your Bible-thumping customers...
[Roger's Voice] Shut up!