Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would be frightened to live in a town that she's the leader of
Yeah, that's right. I'm the Parks lady.
What are you doing?
Suspect laughing with friends and playing with his stupid skateboard
“Crappy Hallowieners”. That’s hilarious.
and that you can make his life hell.
are the people I invited, plus Leslie and Donna, so, don't tell anybody.
I mean, it must have been somebody else.
I didn't.
Leslie Knope. And I'm here to tell you that this year it ends.
A week ago I had nothing.
My name is Bert Macklin.
Five-O! Five-O!
But more importantly, Greg Pikitis sucks, and I wanna destroy him.
I hate suspect.
who's tormenting me.
What's the big deal, anyway? I mean, a kid TPs some statue.
Yeah. That is amazing.
It ends today, Pikitis. It ends.
Just a second.
How did that little turd do it?
Huh, maybe Greg is innocent.
You wanna get out of here? Go back to my place?
and somebody leaves a peach pit on my desk?
I know him from that thing that I'm doing. This is Dr. Harris.
Look at you now. You're the coolest person I've ever met.
Okay. Gonna take this, too.
Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens,
So, you wanna get out of here, go back to my place?
Good. That was a test. You passed.
Oh, my God. Who'd be boring enough to do that?
These are all the possible routes
This is for Mayor Percy! This is for the Parks Department office!
Been meaning to read it.