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Would you like some boiling hot coffee in your face?
We don't have a lab.
Look. He's going to do probation,
About to head home and have crazy sex.
Let's do it.
That's an awful thing to say to a human being!
I'm gonna take this home. Nobody was drinking it, so I'm gonna take it.
Ask him about the peach pit.
Like a little turd.
It's not a failure, Ann. Come on.
Knope, what is your problem?
I don't know who to call about you...
He's a minor. Well, we'll let the jury decide.
I did. I'm a straight person.
James Bond super villain criminal mastermind.
We wanted to cover that block anyway.
I'm not. I've never been here before.
Give us a second.
Hmm.
It's so quiet.
Ah, such a sweetheart. Is Andy coming tonight?
Hey. Leslie, I mean that in a good way.
You talk to him first. You have a scary face.
Hey, Parks Department.
He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him.
How is someone gonna be able to get through that door?
Uh, just to remind you, tonight, 7:00, my house, in costume.
Oh. Hey, Dr. Harris. How are you?
Course I do. All right, then relax.
Maybe the FBI can figure it out.
and throw it on the tree.
because in a few months we can split up without raising any eyebrows.
I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here.
When I came to visit you at the school, you were eating a peach.
I don't even know what to say. Don't mention it.
I don't think that's a coincidence, Greg.
Nurses versus doctors. On my mark,
Get this furniture out of here, y'all, we're making a dance floor.
Thank you. Ends today.
All right, y'all! Take the pigs in the blanket and put them to sleep!