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When I came to visit you at the school, you were eating a peach.
I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here.
because in a few months we can split up without raising any eyebrows.
About to head home and have crazy sex.
Oh. Hey, Dr. Harris. How are you?
Let's do it.
Look. He's going to do probation,
He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him.
I'm not. I've never been here before.
How is someone gonna be able to get through that door?
Knope, what is your problem?
I don't know who to call about you...
I don't think that's a coincidence, Greg.
Give us a second.
Hey, Parks Department.
It's so quiet.
Course I do. All right, then relax.
That's an awful thing to say to a human being!
I did. I'm a straight person.
You talk to him first. You have a scary face.
and throw it on the tree.
Hmm.
All right, y'all! Take the pigs in the blanket and put them to sleep!
Uh, just to remind you, tonight, 7:00, my house, in costume.
We don't have a lab.
Like a little turd.
Get this furniture out of here, y'all, we're making a dance floor.
We wanted to cover that block anyway.
It's not a failure, Ann. Come on.
James Bond super villain criminal mastermind.
Ah, such a sweetheart. Is Andy coming tonight?
I don't even know what to say. Don't mention it.
Would you like some boiling hot coffee in your face?
Ask him about the peach pit.
Nurses versus doctors. On my mark,
Thank you. Ends today.
Maybe the FBI can figure it out.
I'm gonna take this home. Nobody was drinking it, so I'm gonna take it.
Hey. Leslie, I mean that in a good way.
He's a minor. Well, we'll let the jury decide.