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I like the way you told them you've never seen a baptism before.
I don't have your ticket.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry about that. All right, where were we?
Okay, you can give me the ticket.
- We just can't cut right in front. - This is an exception.
I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.
- I think it was the baptism. - Then we're not getting married.
Yeah, it's all right, take your time. Nobody's waiting for you.
So I guess we'll just run to the gate... Maybe he's already in our seat.
I got under the water, you held me under.
Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.
Jesus, get him! He can't swim!
I'd like you talk at my daughter's Bat Mitzvah.
his whole life?
- Something... - Blue blazer and a red tie and a white shirt?
Lobster and religion, I really don't see the similarities.
Come on, honey, let's get going!
- That's the wife. - You did good. Excuse me, you did good.
- About two hours. - Two hours? We can still make it.
- What? - You know what?
- Yeah, right. - I have my own ticket.
That's fine.
I'm gonna check the machine.
Flight 627 to San Francisco...
Have you ever had a fresh grape?
to update your wardrobe a little, don't you think?
I thought that he was drowning him. I'm sorry!