Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had the wrong number and then--

I mean, you know, she comes from a good family,

because that's what you deserve.

She's going away for a while and she said I could

Uh, the specials, please. We're starving

Feelin' better?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll come up now.

Thank you. Seven...

They love them.

Oh, fuck, I'm so fucking stupid.

We're gonna leave in, like, 30 minutes. Is that all right?

SANDRA: Oh thanks, Dad. Pleased to meet you.

( horn honking )

I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to leave you.

Today of all days?

I'm sure he's simmered down now anyway, so...

- Oh. - It's a secret.

but I'm afraid to go by myself.

Let's just go home. I'll take you home, okay?

You don't leave in the next minute, I'm gonna show you the world.

but I was just checking my schedule and I'm free.

Please come down.

and then you could, like, tell me

This way you could come and eat with us

and I went into the bathroom and I passed out.

( dog barking )

I don't even know what it's like to just

Well, we haven't been going out that long--

- Don't be like that. - Please can you just do that for me?

Yeah. I work at a law firm.

She didn't want to adopt

It's really cool.

I know you may not want to hear it,

- And the expiration date is... - And by...

What is this that you're playing?

which is weird. But...

You're going to be welcome.

( man begins aria )

and now all he does-- he takes pictures all over the place.

Uh-huh, yeah, at the party.

David's bar mitzvah is coming up next week.

What are we doing? Oh, yeah-- pictures.

Would you like to wait at the bar or go to your table?

( intercom buzzing )

And I lov-- I love you.

You're the most beautiful, most amazing woman ever.

MASTER OF CEREMONIES: David, give us a turn. Give us a turn.

I mean, I'm lucky-- my law firm gives me a box.

I don't know if Michelle told you-- we've got opera tickets tonight.

( knocking ) Leonard, could you help me for a minute?

Thank you, thank you.

And do you have a reservation?

Mmm. It's good for business too.

My friends think he's never going to leave his wife. What do you think?

Call me or I'll see you down here. All right.

- Shall I go here? - Yeah, I'll sit here.

It's why I'm doing it, so you have a future.

I'm just happy.

while I fall asleep?

But you know, he's not really like that.

- Is that right? - You go to Totonno's?

I want to make sure you'll be taken care of

She's kind of going through some tough stuff, so...

Have a great time.

for you, for your father, for your family,

And By Contourbutions To Your PBS Station from Viewers Like You. Thank You.

What's in the bag?

the dry-cleaner on Neptune Avenue?

That's my parents-- that's where they met, the workmen's circle dance.

I'll-- I'll definitely be there.

- Yeah, Tintoretto. - REUBEN: Leonard?

What-- what do you want me to say?

But I know in the past Giant teams...

I'll be seated.

before your parents come home and see us like this.

You're such a wonderful person.

All right. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.

That's probably why. It would've come up.

Getting off in 10 minutes, all right?

RUTH: Leonard? Sandra?

I just got your text.

Don't leave wet towels on the floor.

Oh hey, sweetheart.

Of all the rings,

What's going on? Where were you?

( low, steady drum beating )

He still doesn't even know what happened to me at the hospital.

I was beginning to think you weren't going to make it.

So I go, "who's gonna rock this party right?"

MAN ON RADIO: The defense didn't really excel last week,

- Good evening. - Ah, good evening, sir.

What do you mean?

I've never seen anything like this.

- I'll go around. - I'm gonna come--

Oh, yeah. You too.

I gotta organize this place. I don't know what the fuck.

We're gonna celebrate New Year's together.