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Uh, Michelle, it's Leonard.
MAN #3: Douchebag.
- All right, I'll see you later. - Bye.
I--
And if you can't handle the serious battle,
to turn your life around.
What is the matter?
Good good. Um, your parents told me you'd be home.
REUBEN: He's a good photographer-- I'll tell you that.
Okay.
Good.
Okay, then I'll call you-- I'll call you tomorrow.
Well, I think I have to work tomorrow.
Okay, so I'll see you tonight, right?
- It smells good. - How you feeling?
Hey, buddy, you even gonna thank the guy who just saved your life?
You know, I've got to give it a chance.
- Please. - Ahh.
- ( intercom beeping ) - ( indistinct pages )
I'm glad I caught you, Leonard.
You know, I got a lot of stuff
If you want to see her.
Sorry.
I came out. I was with Stephanie and--
- Yeah. - ( laughing )
I don't know, you know. I gotta see.
( Reuben laughing )
and I'm just-- I'm just gonna end it.
Leonard, I gotta go lie down.
It's Italian and it's really nice.
Yeah, it was good to meet you.
"The Sound of Music."
SANDRA: Hey, Leonard, it's Sandra.
Hey.
Wait here. I'll try and get us a cab.
You come back here whenever you want. Mmm?
I hate these fucking scars.
I have to go, Mom.
MICHELLE: Leonard?
Yeah, I ought to bring my girlfriend.
Okay, I'll bring you the pillows.
Yeah, there was a terrorist alert--
My daughter is crazy about you.
I'm sorry! No, that was cute. That was good.
Bye.
- Hey. - I just got your text from yesterday.
Hey.
11...
Leonard.
Mot-- moths.
I wasn't planning on being home for so long, so...
Good. You remember my wife Carol.
You're not gonna let me stay with you,
- ( techno playing ) - Ah, this was my song with my crew, right?
- Okay. - All right.
That's nice.
Hey, I can hear you talking. Who are you talking to down there?
And as our last event of the day,
So, Leonard, you go clubbing a lot?
I love you,
I think he tried again.
SANDRA: Just in time for the flies.
My wife-- my princess-- is in the kitchen getting dinner ready.
Yes, they are beautiful photos.
A fresh start for you and Sandra.
David. My beautiful daughter Sandra.
We got these genetic tests and we were both positive
143...
Hello, neighbor.
Our host, dad Michael, would like to say a few words.
That's funny because I could-- I could sort of tell that you were,
No.
( stone clacks )
Yeah. I don't know. It sounds like you're
'Kay. Come on.
Yeah.
Well, they gave me a menu already.
( thunder rumbles )
I think she might be using again.
Okay.
I got here as quick as I could.
You're sleeping all day again.
All right.
- Yeah. - Are you gonna dance with me?
I think I'll have a New Year's party this year.
It's called San Domenico. It's in the city.
he just has to take his pills.
It smells like mothballs.
- Which is more west? - Kiamesha. Kiamesha.
MICHAEL: ...Not from the Catskills.
I'll take care of you
I had these crazy nightmares while I was out.
MICHAEL: I'm glad you could make it in today for our meeting, Leonard.
What kind of photography do you do?
- How's noon? - Uh...
Really? Today?
Hello?
Thank you.
We're having guests for dinner tonight.
You okay?
Yeah, I gave him an old camera
Would you like a drink while you're waiting, sir?
Hi! There's lots of food.
Yeah, it's got the stitching.