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She wasn't aware she was pregnant until she came in today.
Are you going out?
a terrific thing,
Oh, right.
- I'm just going. - You know, you don't have to go.
You were asking your mother to dance with you.
- You're invited. - Oh, thank you.
Yeah, there's no risk in it, though.
You're beautiful.
- Okay? - Okay. Okay.
He's got this fucking business trip he wants me to go on.
Yeah. Yeah, we live right across the way from each other.
( distant siren wails )
Excuse me.
Last dance, everybody.
I'll bet you he would take us to his favorite restaurant.
I saw on the computer that you checked travel sites last night.
Leonard--
and, well, that was that.
That's cool.
Ron, I would really like it
Oh! You look hot!
And I think that we should get some menus. Otherwise, we'll be late.
Yeah, I don't know. I gotta, uh--
It's a 1998.
- Aww! - It was, like, 15 years ago.
- Is that right? - Yeah, really good.
Sir, would you like a straw?
- Bye. - Bye.
I saw you called me. What do you want?
This is your home.
All right, all right. Don't get bent out of shape.
It was good to meet you too.
Ron was supposed to take me, but I don't know where he is.
Yeah.
Hey, you know what, Doug? There's a fucking storm coming, man.
Okay, all right.
Yeah. Well, actually I was adopted.
I brought you some water.
I do.
- ( doorbell rings ) - ( people chattering )
from viewers like you
Oh, they-- they like the dancing shots in the ballroom?
I've been thinking about what you said and you were right.
It's-- you know, it's winter out, it's cold,
Come on, seriously. He's the kind of guy
What? You wanna bring it on?
Aren't you having lunch with your father and the Cohens?
Yeah, I just moved in last week.
He's always telling me, you know, I should hang out with friends and stuff.
love anyone again.
Okay, no. Yeah, let's go.
Oh, come in.
God, that's very cool that you're an artist.
- CAROL: Yes, we do. - Lenny?
How are you?
- Are you Mr. Kreandator? - Kraditor.
I feel like if I wasn't with Ronald,
Well, do you want me to come with you and wait outside or--
I don't know what to do.
All right. Well, we're talking about how beautiful you are.
Probably my father calling: "How's the date?"
She's really serious about her desserts.
Leonard, you're very sweet, but I--
Oh, and of course you're all invited.
- Hi. - I'm Stephanie.
Hey, I could show you some of my pictures sometime
So what did you think?
Do you like the dry-cleaning business?
Very nice. Brandy Alexander and a...
( wind whistling )
Hey. What are you doing down here?
( laughing )
It's not fair to me and it's definitely not fair to his family.
- It's my wife. - Oh, fuck you.
I'm not going.
Seriously.
( vibrating )
I don't-- I don't really do impromptu things.
I appreciate that, Pop.
Bye bye.
I don't know. I just met her myself.
I've never met him. You know, I don't know.
Yeah.
- I'm such a piece of shit. - No.
Hey.
Okay.
I'm downstairs. It's 8:05.
- All right, it's good. - Thank you, thank you.
I'll do anything for you.
- CAROL: Black and white. - Thanks, Mom.
- He's fucking with you. - I'm only kidding. Go ahead.
'Cause I'll blow up your face like Louis Armstrong.
- I was just inside. - You're gonna have to move.
be myself right now.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
and all the-- the different technology-- the machines.
- Are you all right? - ( crying )
Hi, how are you? Oh, enjoy.
Yeah, you-- you okay?
- I can't stand up. - Ron, this is Leonard.
Is she awake?
Everybody up for the last dance! Come on.
How you doing?
What happened? What did the doctor say?
Okay.
Ohh it's Thugnificent Ohh it's Thugnificent
You, like, read all the time? You're really smart?
Okay. Bye.