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I just got the new DVD set.
I have some ones with some people in it.
You too. I'll see you tomorrow night.
I don't really read very much, you know?
- Oh my God. - Yeah, my dad just came over from Israel.
Mom, I'm fine! I'm fine.
You all right?
- Oh, opera. - Opera?
- Hi, how you doing? - Hi.
Here you go.
- Well, I'll see you later. - Okay, Leonard.
Okay, bye. Bye!
Mmm. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry about what happened.
You want to come in for a bit?
- 03/25/11. - ...The Corporation for Public Broadcasting,
Well, I think it's 'cause of Sandra.
And maybe you'll learn to love me too.
Thank you. Jeffrey.
you take 'em to the opera.
- My name, right? - GIRLS: Okay.
- Enjoying? - Having a great time.
So what do you do? You work or...
They said you're okay and that's what's important.
So why don't you call me when you get this?
- Yeah? - Don't worry, it's not, like, a weird thing.
is coming over tonight with his family.
And on behalf of your sister Sandra
( woman begins aria )
Yeah. Well, my parents do. I'm staying with them.
I don't want you and I talkin' about it--
( all laughing )
( chuckles )
- Good. - Thank you, dear.
( upbeat music playing )
FX Presents Coroner
Good.
Yeah.
Bye.
( grunting )
but my wife, the artistic one,
I'll be right back.
Yeah.
He told his wife everything.
You're like a brother to me now.
I do like you.
REUBEN: No, they're almost here.
more than anything.
Do not disrespect me!
I think it's a conspiracy by the drug companies, you know?
Dessert's on the table.
You shouldn't think about this right now, okay?
( gasping, coughing )
Happy New Year, Pop.
I have to go to the doctor. I don't know what the fuck.
- Yeah. - I got something I'd like to talk to you about.
Oh, what are those things?
I think I've seen you through my window.
And you guys go, "L to the E-O-N-A-R-D"--
You look all dressed up.
Are you a fuck-up?
We are in a good shape, huh?
I will officially shut up now and let you go to bed.
And, yeah-- see about maybe going out with you to this party.
- Okay, bye. - Okay, bye-bye.
I know we've only known each other for a couple of weeks.
- I was in before. I left my bag. - All right, go ahead.
Really.
( laughing )
I got us a car to take us to the airport.
Don't say that. You're not stupid.
Oh, come on, I gotta do something.
Could you come up?
Hi.
Reuben.
You know, I'm going to the park, like, six blocks away.
- RUTH: Bye. - REUBEN: Bye.
If you could do, like, anything in the world,
since he's been back.
Hello.
My mom as a girl.
Good.
Okay. Good.
So I'm going to ask you a question now.
- They're not baked. - They taste like baked.
You were engaged.
Can you see me now?
No no no no, Leonard, please don't go.
I was actually trying to get your attention.
- Ooh! - This is my son Leonard.
Thank you.
Sorry.
( beeps )
You know, like, anything you wanted to do,
Fucking boyfriend.
It's early. It's like 6:30.
You know, I got a lot to do.
You know, um...
- There's no more Seltzer. - She's out getting stuff.
It is?
and then we can, like, text.
my family always watches it. It's that kind of thing.
We try to go as often as we can.
Thank you.
I just want to say that-- how proud I am
( muttering ) Stupid stupid.
She miscarried.
Mr. Cohen.
It means if we ever had kids, they'd be, like, dead after a year, so...
Yeah.