Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I actually don't mind the new scrubs.

Well, how are we supposed to know who's who?

She has no insurance.

Oh, say, Barbie, wait just a second.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Well, why didn't you tell her?

The point is, people can change and you know it.

that ties together all of the storylines, which,

J.D.: When a patient doesn't have insurance,

You're a crazy person.

I just saw Maggie Kent in the park.

but, thanks to modern medicine, you're gonna keep most of your foot.

You're gonna lose the dead tissue,

I started using that new facial cream made from baby foreskins.

Oh, don't worry, he put his peep in an electrical socket.

you wouldn't let him counsel people.

I mean, guys, I know all about bottoming out.

It's my neck crick. I can't move.

We'd like to get some massages.

It's one of the reasons that I'm a winner.

sure as shootin' you'd look at me just a hair too long,

Even I have to admit, that was pretty darn clever.

So, when Lurch suddenly shows up with the real Rowdy,

(CLICKING TONGUE)

Two beautiful dead dogs.

J.D.: Carla protected the trust that we have in her by coming clean.

- I will. - Don't, I made it up.

to being a lying drug addict who works here.

Hey, can you believe who the new drug counselor is?

Turk, I need to talk to you about Rowdy...

I want a pound of frankincense, mostly just to see what it is.

Go, go, go, pull!

Also, I want you to teach me to salsa dance.

so the deceased's bed stays open.

who I'm gonna give my complimentary urine test to.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

I'm getting into the baby broker business.

Still, it was worth it.