Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just saw, on Inside Edition...
So that makes you...
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
He harbors resentment...
Can we, Mom?
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
Never underestimate a man's determination
Sisters
Did you see me on TV?
- What do we want? - Jobs!
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Why not go down there and make sure?
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
What's all this?
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
You ever watch the History Channel?
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Open the window and just push me out.
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
Hey, you still here?
...Vietnam and Iraq.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
They're either on drugs and compromised...
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
Breathe.
...it's now mine.