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- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
Did you see me on TV?
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
...it's now mine.
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
He harbors resentment...
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
...Vietnam and Iraq.
What's all this?
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
So that makes you...
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
Breathe.
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
- What do we want? - Jobs!
Open the window and just push me out.
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Sisters
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
Why not go down there and make sure?
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
You ever watch the History Channel?
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
Never underestimate a man's determination
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
Hey, you still here?
Can we, Mom?
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.