Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
What's all this?
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
...Vietnam and Iraq.
They're either on drugs and compromised...
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Hey, you still here?
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
Sisters
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
Can we, Mom?
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
Open the window and just push me out.
Did you see me on TV?
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
He harbors resentment...
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Never underestimate a man's determination
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
...it's now mine.
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
So that makes you...
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
You ever watch the History Channel?
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
Why not go down there and make sure?
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
Breathe.
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?