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Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
Sisters
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
Hey, you still here?
What's all this?
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
You ever watch the History Channel?
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Never underestimate a man's determination
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
So that makes you...
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
Why not go down there and make sure?
...it's now mine.
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
Did you see me on TV?
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Can we, Mom?
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
Breathe.
He harbors resentment...
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Open the window and just push me out.
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
- What do we want? - Jobs!
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
...Vietnam and Iraq.