Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
So that makes you...
Can we, Mom?
What's all this?
...Vietnam and Iraq.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
He harbors resentment...
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
...it's now mine.
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
Open the window and just push me out.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Did you see me on TV?
Never underestimate a man's determination
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
Hey, you still here?
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
Sisters
You ever watch the History Channel?
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
Breathe.
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
Why not go down there and make sure?
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.