Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
Did you see me on TV?
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
Can we, Mom?
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
Never underestimate a man's determination
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
What's all this?
- What do we want? - Jobs!
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Hey, you still here?
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Sisters
So that makes you...
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
You ever watch the History Channel?
- I don't know. - She's another one.
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
...Vietnam and Iraq.
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
He harbors resentment...
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
Open the window and just push me out.
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Why not go down there and make sure?
Breathe.
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
...it's now mine.