Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you see me on TV?
You ever watch the History Channel?
...it's now mine.
They're either on drugs and compromised...
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
Open the window and just push me out.
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
Can we, Mom?
He harbors resentment...
- What do we want? - Jobs!
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
So that makes you...
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
Never underestimate a man's determination
Sisters
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
Hey, you still here?
Breathe.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
...Vietnam and Iraq.
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Why not go down there and make sure?
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
What's all this?