Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Her therapist says she's making great strides...
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Breathe.
Can we, Mom?
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
So that makes you...
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
Why not go down there and make sure?
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
Did you see me on TV?
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
Hey, you still here?
Sisters
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
You ever watch the History Channel?
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
He harbors resentment...
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
What's all this?
- I don't know. - She's another one.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Never underestimate a man's determination
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
...Vietnam and Iraq.
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
...it's now mine.
Open the window and just push me out.