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I know Johnny's at work.
These activists, they're killing me. They're picketing my place 24-7.
He did? Where is he now?
Fat fuck?
He pays his taxes and he's a veteran of the Second World War.
You know Grandma pretty well?
What are you talking about?
- That was wonderful, reverend. - You call us if you need anything.
Ok. I get it. He got hit by a lincoln. What’s so funny?
- How we feeling? - Fucking great.
Don't be so smart. Things could have gone the other way, nephew.
- Two and a half each. - All your guys are in on this shit.
You! I know why you're here!
I was going to take Anthony to visit Grandma.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
The nursing home? No, that's for people who don't have anybody.
...so you can go home and I can take good care of you.
Your sisters balls
Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her.
- ...when there is no quality of life. - Janice!
MMM...
- I'm not saying nothing. - Don't want to get in trouble.
What? When she's a vegetable she's not gonna care!
...we are asking that Mr. Soprano...
Ma, you're gonna be getting out of here soon.
...an elder.
Never underestimate a mans determination
I didn't go see him yet.
Hey, rev.
One thing I could tell you. It would kill him to see me now.
I just want you to know...
What do you want, a piggyback?
I'm dying to go see her, but I've had so much homework...
It means that you must remain in your residence. You cannot leave.
"To the victor belongs the spoils."
What do I mean?
No biggie.
Fought in World War II, against tyranny.
- What did one prick say to the other? - You see that?
He'll be back here soon.
- Movie, Ma? - Oh, Mrs. Soprano.
No funny business. You go to the hospital and back.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
"Not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting."
He lived well. God blessed him with longevity.