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Your sisters balls
Ok. I get it. He got hit by a lincoln. What’s so funny?
He did? Where is he now?
I'm dying to go see her, but I've had so much homework...
Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her.
He lived well. God blessed him with longevity.
One thing I could tell you. It would kill him to see me now.
Don't be so smart. Things could have gone the other way, nephew.
It means that you must remain in your residence. You cannot leave.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
"To the victor belongs the spoils."
You! I know why you're here!
He pays his taxes and he's a veteran of the Second World War.
No biggie.
Ma, you're gonna be getting out of here soon.
Hey, rev.
...we are asking that Mr. Soprano...
- That was wonderful, reverend. - You call us if you need anything.
Fought in World War II, against tyranny.
- Two and a half each. - All your guys are in on this shit.
- What did one prick say to the other? - You see that?
- ...when there is no quality of life. - Janice!
Fat fuck?
MMM...
...so you can go home and I can take good care of you.
- How we feeling? - Fucking great.
...an elder.
The nursing home? No, that's for people who don't have anybody.
What? When she's a vegetable she's not gonna care!
I know Johnny's at work.
"Not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting."
- Movie, Ma? - Oh, Mrs. Soprano.
What do I mean?
What do you want, a piggyback?
I didn't go see him yet.
He'll be back here soon.
I just want you to know...
Never underestimate a mans determination
- I'm not saying nothing. - Don't want to get in trouble.
You know Grandma pretty well?
I was going to take Anthony to visit Grandma.
These activists, they're killing me. They're picketing my place 24-7.
What are you talking about?
No funny business. You go to the hospital and back.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE