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and trying to get me into college,
This is crazy.
Oh, are you afraid, little boy?
I'm a first-time caller.
All right, just stay calm.
Blood pressure is too low.
I... I was sliding.
All right, then, uh... next item.
Will you at least send it to committee?
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
let's move this out of the way.
coronary occlusion results from arteriosclerosis,
but I can't. You wouldn't understand.
Uh, his.
Now, we can at least try it.
There you are, you little chicken shit!
What does "shit" mean, Earl?
Ah. Oh, thank God.
Trigger, listen.
Hammonds just don't get "Cs."
Lori, I'll pick you up
I have got the living shit beat out of me
Me.
I'm learning something tonight, Jack.
Ow.
Look, you don't want to be in med school anyway.
Brain transference serum.
* Some got it all
wouldn't be coming in.
and I want to be a doctor!
Uh
salut
Chris, are you all right?
It wasn't even him. It was me.
Where the hell is the Hammond Kick?
Oh, come on.
You bet.
slice this sucker open,
Anybody think that's a bad idea?
No, it's Chris.
I know.
Ooh.
She's gonna be all right.
It won't change things.
I want to be a doctor!
Where's Jack?
Whoa, let's see some I.D.
See you.
Yeah, I know that, but your first name.
so I guess we're going on...
I think they speak for themselves.
Sir, you're chewing gum.
with the guy from Northwestern.
There's, uh, some on the bus.
Chris?
to this election
Lord knows they're hard to find.
Damn!
* Everybody have fun tonight
Huh Huh? Come on, man.
Get out!
Now, everybody squat.
Center. Look,
Oh, believe me, I'll be back by 9 if I can.
I don't know,
You know, doc, that's a great jacket.
* You want to play with fire
Look!
Ah. Yes.
to do with as you wish.
You had your chance.
Now, when the aortic or pulmonary arteries
* I jump on anything That's looking good to me *
In this body, I can run like the wind.
Th... That's me!
Hey, look...
Excuse me, son.
Hi, Pop.
We got some cooking to do.
you're shit out of luck.
There's nothing that fascinates me more
No, no, this is Chris.
My right leg kinda hurts and I'm burning up.
so I don't know.
Good morning, Dr. Hammond.
Huge.
Right.
in any capacity you see fit.
I do apologize for dragging you in here so early.
Any of you guys know each other?
Oh. So cool.
Good morning, all.
All right, you're on the air.
No. I'm dead.
Yeah, hi.
can you tell my friend
Mind if I join you on rounds, Jack?
said he wasn't feeling very well,
No. No, you didn't.
this frog will commit suicide.
Let me just...
* Is all I'm dreamin' of
For what?
with having your head handed to you,
Yeah, but it's our first date. I mean, if I... if I cancel now,
It could make med school obsolete.
* And the rest They ain't got any *
We can't send everything to committee.
Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You... I can't tell you.
Doc, you'd better get in here.
Sure.
Hey, what happened with Uncle Earl?
Instead,
Jack, they're, uh... they're ready.
once they get to know me.
Okay.
Ah!
Big ones?
Come on.
You gotta keep an open mind about it.
* 'Cause it comes to me Naturally *
Haven't you heard enough?
* Everybody have fun tonight
Well, and if I'm forgiven,
All right, stand clear, and clear!