Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's right...*I Killed your master*

that a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate -

I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.

were the consequences.

She put a black mamba in his camper.

♪ But it's too late to say you're sorry

You see it, don't ya?

Why, Daddy? Were you being a bad daddy?

ah one equal ah one equal

It's really cool.

I had to choose.

However, therein lies a dilemma.

Which is the bride's side? Right over here.

Is that Budd? Yeah.

So while y'all blather on,

go to Barstow, California.

was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired.

There used to be your meeting...

♪ Well, no one told me about her

that I'm pregnant. What is this?

Customers wear hats.

and being paid vast sums of money?

mightymacfluff is germany's critique

♪ I'm just a little baby

When he tells me you're done.

And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?

If not treated quickly with antivenom,

Where's Bill? Where's Bill.

How’s your day going…

Then I saw him.

And I didn't want that.

nothing in the world would ever change that.

Then I'll see you in the mornin', millionaire.

But I would've had Pheobe!

You saying that the reason

one of the things I've always liked about you, Kiddo,

you ever start feeling sentimental,

I'm the deadliest woman in the world.

that's the costume.

and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by a man.

and this bitch is starting to piss me off.

into a world she shouldn't have.

I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.

And that will be the story of you.

and you fall to the floor, dead.

♪ What should I do?

not a moment before you blew a hole through the door

Rufus Thomas. Rufus Thomas.

It was a wedding rehearsal.

I'm quite keen on comic books.

Take a hit. Be somebody, baby.

But I would've had B.B.!

but you've got to get over being mad at me

♪ Why should I care?

No, B.B. Shogun Assassin is too long.

Calendar time for Buddy.

You're dead, Mommy. So die.

You pretty good with that shotgun?

My point is I'm the bouncer,

That woman deserved better.

Tommy, that's not exactly Daddy's cup of tea.

is the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique?

Or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people.

that the second she lifted up her foot

I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy.

Tommy, I'd like you to meet my father.

Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is,

Esteban was a pimp and a friend of Bill's mother.

Wikström - he's the man.

I accidentally stepped on him.

Congratulations.

Every single one of them?

As the monk and the priest crossed paths,

Wakey-wakey. Eggs and bakey.

Wakey wakey, eggs and blakey

But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know

♪ I might be done

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

that put this whole gory story into motion

'Cause you will be standing at the final resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.

And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight.

Do you want me to leave? No, I don't want you to leave.

Fucking around with your cash is the only thing you kids understand!

I guess they thought it sounded cool.

And what did you say? I stepped on him.

Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death?

looked dead, didn't I? well, I wasn't.

Stay where you are and don't move.

You don't even know what fucking day you work.

♪ But little they know

That’s right… *I killed your master*

Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.

that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby

Don't get me wrong.